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Jesus Christ Super Stars [C]
Retired [C] Shambling Undead

Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name all around the place
Healing cripples, raising from the dead
Now I understand you're God
At least that's what you've said

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine, change my water into wine
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true
C'mon, king of the Jews!

Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made round here
You are all we talk about, you’re the wonder of the year!
Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try

So if you are the Christ, yes, the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're no fool, walk across my swimming pool
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free
C'mon, king of the Jews!

I only ask what I'd ask any superstar
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are?
Oh ho ho, I am waiting, yes, I'm a captive fan
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man

So, if you are the Christ, yes, the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread, you can do it on your head!
Or has something gone wrong? Jesus, why do you take so long?
Oh c'mon, king of the Jews!

Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ? Mr. Wonderful Christ!
You're a joke, you're not the Lord
You are nothing but a fraud!
Take him away, he's got nothing to say!
Get out, you king of the
Get out, king of the
Oh get out you king of the Jews
Get out of here
You, you, get out of here you

Get out of my life!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jesus of Nazareth
Mummy
3 5 5+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard
   10 0 0 0 2 1 2/ 145k
(125+20)k
  
2
Lord Mary Mother Of God
Mummy
3 5 5+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard
   10 0 1 0 7 0 11/ 145k
(125+20)k
  
3
Judas Iscariot
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block, Side Step
   10 0 8 0 4 1 22/ 115k
(75+40)k
  
4
Pontius Pilate
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block
 n 9 0 3 0 0 0 3/ 95k
(75+20)k
  
5
Mary Magdalene
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
   8 0 1 0 2 0 1/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
John the Baptist
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Block, Regeneration
 n 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
John
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block
   10 0 0 0 2 2 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Matthew
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Paul
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   10 0 0 0 4 1 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Thomas
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Dauntless
 n 9 0 0 0 3 4 8/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Herod the Great
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 1 4/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
13
Caiaphas
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
12 players Sylvanian Spotlight, Masters of Undeath
Coach: BaronBucky Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1300k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 165k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:10 (6/3/1) |TD Diff:9 (14 - 5) |Cas Diff:16 (13/12/2 - 4/6/1)
Last Opponent: Nibraska Khornehuskers