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REJECTED - Don Hertzfeldt
Retired [C] Goblin

In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator
Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network.
The cartoons were completed in five weeks.
The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review,
and they were never aired...
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I AM A BANANA
Pogoer
7 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 1 0 0 1 1/ 95k
(75+20)k
  
2
Now With More Sodium
Looney
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
The Queen Of France
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
My spoon is too big
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 8+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   4 0 0 0 0 2 2/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
I'm Feeling Fat And Sassy
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   4 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 115k
(115+0)k
  
6
DOYYOOOO!
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 115k
(115+0)k
  
7
Silly Hats Only
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
9
Kelp Dip
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Bean Lard Mulch
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
J&M Fish Sticks 2
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Angry Forehead Tumor
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
EVERYBODY DANCE!
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Sweet Jesus!
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: BaronBucky Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 980k (±150) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 45k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 980k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (1/0/3) |TD Diff:-7 (4 - 11) |Cas Diff:1 (3/3/0 - 2/1/2)
Last Opponent: Average Horned Rat Followers