59 coaches online • Server time: 21:53
* * * Did you know? Up until now, 1501426 players have died on the pitch.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Welcome Newcomers - ...goto Post FUMBBL HAIKU'Sgoto Post Mega-Stars never wen...
Da Orksy Renaissance
Retired [X] Orc

At first I was afraid I was petrified
I couldn't live without my fumbbl-acount by my side
But then I spent so many games thinking how the dice did me wrong
And my Orcs grew Strong
And I learned how to play along
and so your woodies are back
from whichever forest they came from
I just logged in to find their challenge here
with that vicious look upon their face
I should've changed that stupid pass
I should've made you retire that team
If I had known for one second
you'ld be back to play me

go on now go, walk onto that pitch
just run along now
'cause the dice won't favor you
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with that turn-8 foul
Did you think my armour would crumble
Did you think my black orc would lay down and die
Oh no, not my orcs
they will survive
Oh as long as I know how to roll
I know they will survive
I've got all my blocks to give
I've got all my fouls to give
And they'll survive
They will survive (hey-hey)

It took all the strength they had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
The players on my broken team
and I spent oh so many games
feeling sorry for my orcs
I used to conceed
but now they hold their heads up high
and you see them
a few of them new
it's not that overpowered troll
still without support
and so you felt like playing me
and just expect me to conceed
and now I'm saving all my blocks
for someone who blocks me

go on now go, walk onto that pitch
just run along now
'cause the dice won't favor you
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with that turn-8 foul
Did you think my armour would crumble
Did you think my black orc would lay down and die
Oh no, not my orcs
they will survive
Oh as long as I know how to roll
I know they will survive
I've got all my blocks to give
I've got all my fouls to give
And they'll survive
They will survive (*2)

Credit to Unerexes for this catchly little tune.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 100k
(100)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG
  3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(123)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
  3 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 100k
(105)k
 
8
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  3 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(70)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(42)k
 
12
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Glomp Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (0/2/1) |TD Diff:-1 (4 - 5) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/2/2 - 5/2/0)
Last Opponent: Champions of Khaine