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Vs. Smard Gobstars 4-0
Respect mate! You are a true sportsman. Only 9 Gobs and 1 troll, but still you fought hard!!
Most worked (even a linieman scored!!). One pass to receiver who ran to TD, and then 3 blitzes, that each resulted in a TD.
Had a scary moment when the gobbos finally remembered to point the Troll in the right direction and load him up with a gob, who landed close to my ballcarrier and managed to tackle him....nice move I for one didn´t see coming.

Vs. Spanish Machines 2-3
Fun game...Never have I had that much good luck, it truly is christmas!!
Now you might say "how´s that. He lost the game??" That´s true, but boy could I have gotten a beating in this one.
Dodging elves (though my opponent was of the opinion that I dodged better than him!!) who ran through the tinniest holes in my D was a nightmare..
Twice I had to stop him inches from my endzone, and a couple of times his AG 4 wasn´t sufficient to pick up the ball :-)
Two well formed, and a bit lucky, cages saved some of my honour.

We´re still here mates so - come play with us, forever and ever....

Vs. Amager Zonerne 0-3
Nothing much to say......We got beaten in almost every aspect of the game.
Only highlights for us: one nice block from a lineman resulting in an SI and one missed dodge resulting in death (did I hear someone yell tripping?????)
The Ladies were nice to us and we conducted ourselves as true gentlemen!!!!!! Only injuring the loudest.....

Vs. Sick Dudes 2-2
Damn this was bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The deadheads smahed everyone they could get theire hands on.
Would gladly trade the tie for a severe beating (in terms of scoring I know I got the other kind) if that would give me back players, but no can do so we look to the future and (hopefuly) better days............

Vs. Amager Zonerne 2-2
A true recovery game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing worked for neither of us.
We spent the last 5 turns of the game trying to pick the ball up, which failed everytime for both of us ( no wonder, I´m a defensive player!!!!!!)
Only fun things was last action resulting in a both down and a dead amazon ;-) pure luck rules---------------

Vs. Cologne Kings 3-1
One of those days where it all comes together beautifully and blocked players stays down!!
To be fair to my esteemed opponent, it must be pointed out, that he suffered some serious bad luck in crucial situations, but still You fought on, nice!!
We´re now as average as can be, with a record of 2-2-2 (actually a nice statistic when compared to my other teams, but let´s not get into that...)

Vs. Rollins 2-3
OUCHHH...
3 Dead (one saved by the Apo) and 1 SI with a Niggle!!!!! Mummies are very hard hitting.
Ravno You play very well. Your Ghouls were able to hit the smallest hole and go for daylight (help a lot by the fact that I was unable to smash him down at all!!!!!) and score lightning fast TD´s.
As for the future of the team!!! We lost a lot of rating and strength, so right now we´re licking our wounds and trying to regroup.
I gotta start thinking......don´t play the dead they hurt you bad ( see comments from game vs. Sick Dudes).

Vs. Clatu Verata Nictu 1-3
Well, what can I say....... luck down to 7% after 3 turns. First pow roll came in the second half. Lost four players to BH, but somehow managed to SI to of his on some of the few pows I made during the game ;-)

Funny Facts: roll - Winnings: 1 , FF: 1, First skill aging: 1+1.
And now I´m off to lower my body into the blissfull pools of alcohol....

Vs. Fast - Furious III 1-1
This is a long standing feud!!! Jorila and I have clashed dozens of times, and as always the result is more a result of our increasingly bad luck than our coaching abilities (or so we desperately hope!!)

Thinking of renaming my team Discworld Nigglers...once again a skill result in a big fat N next to one of my guys LOL.

Kill you soon Jorila ;-)

Vs. Hollywood Beautyfarm 2-4
Great and funny game against a fellow Pratchett fan.

A good coach, or I suck more than I thought, who simply outplayed me (take a look at his luck I think it´s pretty accurate).

Gotta improve my playing if this general losing streak is to be stopped,

Play U again anytime. Much recommended player.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dorfl
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   7 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 140k
(123)k
  
2
Samuel Vimes
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
 n 11 0 2 0 11 0 28/31 130k
(113)k
  
3
Cohen the Barbarian
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   12 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 130k
(135)k
  
4
Susan Sto-Helit
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   4 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 110k
(125)k
  
6
Rincewind
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Nerves of Steel, +ST
 n 12 3 10 0 3 0 39/51 170k
(148)k
  
7
C.M.O.T. Dibbler
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   7 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(125)k
  
9
Brutha the Novice
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
Imp y Celyn
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm
   12 17 1 0 1 2 32/51 140k
(155)k
  
11
Fred Colon
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   12 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(70)k
  
12
Mosit Von Lipwig
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
13
Havelock Vetinari
Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
14
Sybil Ramkin
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
15
Mustrum Ridcully
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
 n 11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 70k
(58)k
  
16
Lobsang Ludd
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Tackle
   12 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 90k
(95)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Greenfort Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (3/4/5) |TD Diff:-2 (21 - 23) |Cas Diff:21 (15/11/7 - 5/4/3)
Last Opponent: Killer Models