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Decrapitation Local 547
Retired [X2] Necromantic

This team has nothing to do with the fact that I think poop is funny.

The players from this team were once living beings in the Old World who were the equivalent of the Untouchables in India. People looked down upon by others and who were only allowed to work in sewers. They worked for Sanitation in the Local 547 and were generally called names that resembled excrement. Eventually they stoppped using their real names. They died horrible deaths from disease or fecal asphyxiation. A beginning necromancer gathered their dead bodies from makeshift graves and was startled to hear voices come from the revived bodies. The newly created undead told the necromancer a long and painful story of death and torment by the living and begged for a chance at retribution. The necromancer decided to allow these poor souls the opportunity to play blood bowl so that they could kill the living and prove their worth. Not an easy task for a team with AG 2.

This team is the first of a few ranked experiments I will be trying. I gave up playing ranked for over a year now, but after finding it too hard to get games I decided to come back and play for fun. Not for ranking. The goal is to play with only flesh golems and zombies for the first 10 games to develop the weaker players. Perhaps then I will allow them to have a few fun players :) This team is also a tribute to the Flesh Peddlers, a necromantic team I enjoyed playing with only one positional player. [also dedicated to teams like Xtreme's ZombieZ]

THIS TEAM HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST REAL BASHERS SO I APPRECIATE YOU NOT INSULTING ANYONE'S INTELLIGENCE BY TRYING TO PICK THIS TEAM WITH YOUR HEAVY BASHERS. Let me define a heavy basher: Orcs, CDs, Chaos, Dwarves, Ogres. If you can play this team fairly against an equal TS basher, then you are a better coach than I.

Can a brother get a doubles roll or +AG/+ST? 2/36 and five niggles from ageing on two of the few positionals I have. Poop.

After 12 games, I decided to add some wights....but I might not let them score right away :)

Afer 25 matches, I added a werewolf.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Colon Cobra
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
   28 0 2 0 12 0 30/ 160k
(165)k
  
2
Revenge of Sphincter Spear
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
   10 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 140k
(148)k
  
3
Bett Gravy
Zombie
5 3 2 8
Regenerate
+MA, Block, Dodge
   28 0 6 0 5 4 48/ 110k
(138)k
  
4
Turtle's Head
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
5
Montezuma's Revenge
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Kick, Block
   28 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 70k
(95)k
  
6
Dookie
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
   28 0 2 0 7 1 25/ 70k
(95)k
  
7
Brown Serpent
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, Dodge
   3 0 2 0 6 0 18/ 160k
(185)k
  
8
Code Brownie
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
   1 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 120k
(140)k
  
11
Zaldor the Brave
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Cave Dwellers
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
   28 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 70k
(123)k
  
13
Son of Shine Storm
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 90k
(105)k
  
14
Flotation Device III
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(105)k
  
15
Dieter Bohnentanz
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
16
Greene
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Tackle, Block
   26 1 1 0 5 2 24/ 70k
(95)k
  
14 players  
Coach: celas Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:28 (9/10/9) |TD Diff:-2 (35 - 37) |Cas Diff:57 (41/26/19 - 14/8/7)
Last Opponent: Arboreal Argonauts