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Brains... We want Brains
Roster [X2] Undead

Brains, ah sweet brains...

The Brain chefs guide

Dwarf brains, tough with a gamey aftertaste serve with a strong ale

Elf brains, delicate light flavour excellent in salads
(please see elladan - former light avenger)
Carver brains...Hmmm rich and spicy thank you Johan
Mummy Brains, i bit like powered soup but moistened with some blood ah delcious - thanx Akhor for this tasty treat (wee also had another mummy kill - well done humgry for brains)


Orc brains, small tough and not very nice.....unless braised slowly in a rich jus
Human brains, ah just delious serve tartar (minced raw with an egg)
Orge brains, never tried one, strangly elusive but we live in hope

We live for brains and too that end have formed our little club..... a widening club after having our rotted arses kicked we now include our friends the wights - also lovers of Brains !!!

Today is a great day - Our first match conceded to us - Long live the Brain

Long live the brain
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zombie
4 3 3 8
Regenerate
+AG, Block
  12 1 0 0 3 3 22/31 90k
(115)k
 
2
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  12 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 30k
(40)k
 
3
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
  7 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(138)k
 
5
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Sure Hands
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(128)k
 
6
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
  4 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(128)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 3 8
Regenerate
+AG, Sure Hands
  12 4 1 0 0 2 17/31 90k
(115)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
  12 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 70k
(95)k
 
11
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30)k
 
12
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  12 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30)k
 
13
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Tackle, +MA
  12 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 180k
(185)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
 
16
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(75)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Vicarage Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (4/0/8) |TD Diff:-13 (6 - 19) |Cas Diff:3 (13/11/5 - 13/8/5)
Last Opponent: Lizard Chicks