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The Vanity Babes are a collaboration of vain girls I have known and know. With an undying thirst for things these girls will stop at nothing to win and prove who is the best player on the team! After all: Anything that bleeds for 7 days and does not die...... well you meet them on the pitch and find out if you meet them on one of their wonderful days of the month! ;-)

We now have a team Anthem! It is kind of out mantra too soo...... "I'm a barbie girl in a a barbie world. Life in plastic is fantastic! You can brush my hair and dress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation! COME ON BARBIE LET"S GO PARTY!"

If I want to play any kind of dwarfs with my zons I will ask you.....if you ask for a game with any dwarfs or khemri do not expect a response from me.

Yes, we have a DP. We will not use it against elf teams unless of course you begin the war, have a dp yourself or some freak of nature elf(i.e. one turners and St5 elfs). :-) *WARNING* Due to the fact we are on a winless streak the gals may foul whoever and whenever possible since they are sooooo angry.

We have faced skaven 3 times and 2 of the 3 were defeats from poor luck. The rats are now our official nemesis! Death to the great horned one! ****Since the previously mentioned matches, our luck against skaven continues..... 1/2/3 record against them.

BUT CHAOS, Christ almighty chaos...... 0/1/3 record versus them and a -11 casualty difference. Chaos are scary.

We love Zara! If we have money, be sure to see her!

******At some point I will face the fact that I just suck as a coach.

***** We have no idea how to score. In 18 of our 34 games we have only scored 1 TD, twice we have failed to score.

*****Just when you think it is as bad as it can get...it gets worse. My last game has my team crippled and a lino aged for an av drop. I don't see how it is possible to win with Zons at a tr above 200. Everyone is faster for the most part, blocks better and can handle the ball better. Without many outstanding rolls I'm beginning to think a win is an impossibility. Only through a sheer screw up by my opponent did I manage a tie last game. Also low winnings and a FF drop.

***** Update: Elfs outbashed me the last game and beat me. Not a single casualty for me through blocking. And on top of that my apo failed.


************UPDATE***********
So we have won 2 of our last 3 games, but at great cost. The last two games we have suffered 4/2/4 in the casualty department. We have lost 3 players in this process, which is really diminishing our numbers and destroyed a guard kicker. The DP since acquiring st4 has not been used and we do not intend to use it as we need to recover. HElfs and Skaven have done more damage to me than the nasty chaos teams I have faced. Now that is sad.

^^^^^^^^^Results by race^^^^^^^^^^
Necromantic: 3/1/1 Cas Diff: +4
Human: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +3
Khemri: 1/1/0 Cas Diff: -2
Nurgle's Rotters: 1/1/0 Cas Diff: +3
High Elf: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: 0
Skaven: 1/2/2 Cas Diff: +4
Wood Elf: 2/0/2 Cas Diff: +2
Chaos: 0/1/3 Cas Diff: -11
Elf: 2/0/2 Cas Diff: +12
Orc: 1/0/1 Cas Diff: 0
Dark Elf: 3/0/2 Cas Diff: +11
Amazon: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +1
Norse: 1/0/0 Cas Diff: +1
Vampire: 0/0/1 Cas Diff: +1
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kim
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
+MA, Frenzy, Stand Firm
  44 0 6 0 5 2 38/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
2
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Stand Firm, +MA
  9 0 6 0 2 0 22/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm, Shadowing
  45 2 1 0 28 5 86/176 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  5 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle, Fend
n 22 2 4 0 6 1 31/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, Dirty Player, +ST, Tackle
  46 1 3 0 8 5 51/76 160k
(50+110)k
 
8
Tribal Linewoman
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, +ST, Tackle
  44 1 2 0 8 4 43/51 140k
(50+90)k
 
9
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard, Block
  15 1 3 0 3 1 21/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
13
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Diving Tackle, Side Step
  45 0 12 2 1 1 47/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
14
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  11 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
15
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Pass
Block, Sure Hands, Accurate, +AG
  39 25 3 0 1 3 51/76 170k
(70+100)k
 
16
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, Kick-Off Return
  45 31 5 1 0 1 53/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Jedi_Knight_Amoeba Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 2150k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (21/7/18) |TD Diff:3 (74 - 71) |Cas Diff:35 (58/34/21 - 43/24/11)
Last Opponent: black ribbon BBC