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Vicious Squits
Retired [X] Goblin

The Vicious Squits, a goblin team composed of goblins drafted by a nefarious, rich, human owner, will take on anyone, anywhere, anytime. You have a team? The Squits will play them! Just don't moan the passing of your favorite player from one of the many fouls that are sure to happen. After all, they are vicious.

There's only one rule when it comes to the Vicious Squits. The only way off the team... is to die.

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Goblins that just weren't vicious enough... may they rest in splattered pieces....

Spunktastic (16 spp)
Frog the Homeless Mormon (6 spp) [eaten]
Snorkel (5 spp)
Rooster (5 spp)
Spak the Happy (3 spp)
Juju the Talking Fruit (2 spp)
Bark (0 spp)
Wiggit (0 spp)
Marvin the Flatulent (0 spp)

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DISCLAIMER
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The Vicious Squits sometimes hire Star Players
and/or Wizards, however these will NOT be bought
right before game-time. They will be bought prior
to the team being placed on the GameFinder
page, so if you are upset that you didn't know I had
these players/etc, then it's your own fault that you
didn't check out the team page before you played.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mugga Nosepicker
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Urg the Slightly Mad
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   19 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 120k
(109)k
  
3
Beefcake
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
Lardo
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ma 17 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40)k
  
6
Boil
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -st 17 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(20)k
  
7
Snotrag
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   19 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 60k
(50)k
  
8
Loincloth
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   17 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(80)k
  
9
Bling
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 18 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 80k
(67)k
  
10
Effram the Retarded Rabbit
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Diving Tackle
 n, n, -ma 18 0 3 0 0 2 19/ 90k
(69)k
  
11
Yo-yo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
  
12
Gu the Hermaphroditic Clown
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 60k
(50)k
  
13
Flytas
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sprint
   19 0 6 0 0 1 23/ 80k
(80)k
  
14
Panik
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 -ag 18 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 60k
(15)k
  
15
Scab
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(25)k
  
14 players  
Coach: blizzt95 Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (7/4/8) |TD Diff:-2 (26 - 28) |Cas Diff:-54 (12/6/1 - 41/20/12)
Last Opponent: Rushin Horde