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<h1 style="font-size:120%">The gentlemans magazine <B><font color=orange> <h1 style="font-size:120%">Cheltenham Ladies Underwear Busting </h1></font color></B> selected, as a publicity stunt, 11 of their most successful underwearmodels and fitted them out with Blood Bowl attire. After the photoshoot they wanted to go and try the game itself... This is their attempt. Good luck to them and their coach. They'll need it.</h1> <div style="text-align: left"> <h1 style="font-size:150%"><B>Game #1: "Boddies" vs. "Elmarae's Amazons" 1 - 0</B></h1><img src=http://fumbbl.com/teams/75821.jpg></img> Our first game against Elmarae's Amazons turned out to be quite rough. We came across fierce opposition. A lucky break in the first half secured the only goal of the match. Opposing coach, <B>Elmarae</B>, played a very good game - delivering some very wicked blitzer actions. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2463467" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Thick Thelma</font color></B></a> was surprised to find out she had run right into the opponents endzone carrying the ball. She had in fact spotted a real hunk in the stands and was going for his telephonenumber. After the touchdown, while the other players celebrated, she ran up to the hunk and got his telephonenumber. <B>Hephaestus</B> of the team <B>Glories Gods</B> never knew what hit him when she landed a kiss on him as well. Lucky he wasn't knocked out in the process. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2468272" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Lazy Linda</font color></B></a> was recruited from the magazine today. Great to have a no.12 on the team. Nice to have a sub. We'll see how long it lasts <img src=http://www.gape.org/sonce/svetpogovorov/vzivo/chat/images/smilies/klanjamse.gif></img><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2463455" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Boobie Beth</font color></B></a> secured the first casualty points for the team. Way to go... <h1 style="font-size:150%"><B>Game #2: "Boddies" vs. "Snake Food" 2 - 2</B></h1><img src=http://fumbbl.com/teams/75819.jpg></img> Our second game vs skaven was a bit of a disappointment. Not a very exciting game sadly. It ended in a draw. We had a chance on the very end of the second half to secure a victory, but ended up <B> ONE </B> step short. Lucky for the skavens. VERY LUCKY for them... <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2463455" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Boobie Beth</font color></B></a> was badly attacked by nasty skavens and ended up with a niggling injury. <img src=http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/consoling2.gif></img> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2483723" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Angry Ann</font color></B></a> was hired after the game. We needed to upgrade the offence with another blitzer, and we hope she can stay clear of the niggling injuries. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2463455" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Boobie Beth</font color></B></a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2463458" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Fast Frida</font color></B></a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2468272" target="_blank"><font color=red><B>Lazy Linda</font color></B></a> share the casualty-throne, and the team has made <B>5</B> casualties!! Not bad for a bunch of girls. </div> |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(90)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 90k
(75)k |
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3 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 90k
(90)k |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||
5 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass Block |
  | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 90k
(110)k |
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6 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||
7 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||
8 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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9 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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10 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 70k
(90)k |
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11 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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12 |
Catcher
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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13 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(90)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 3 (1/1/1) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (3 - 3) | | | Cas Diff: | 2 (3/1/1 - 1/2/0) |
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Last Opponent: Lustrian Fwansixers |