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Diamond Dogs
Roster [X] Dwarf

The mood was dark at the annual sales conference at the diamond mines of Karka'darak.

"The basic problem, as I see it, is that you've only got 1 colour." The human sales rep had spent a while building up courage, with help from some of the dwarves finest ales, and he'd finally spoken up. Much to his surprise, the dwarves had largely ceased their bickering, and were actually listening to him.

He gulped. "Well, you know how it is. Diamonds are all very nice - classic even. But the ladies and nobles these days want different colours- greens and reds and yellows. Rubies and Topaz and all that. Diamonds these days? Can't even give 'em away."

Eyes around the cavern narrowed. Hands dropped to axe hilts. Offence had been, he deduced, taken. "Which is ludicrous, obviously! What I mean is, well, what I mean.." He thought he saw one of the dwarves rise to his feet at the back of the cavern. Hard to tell, with dwarves. His mind raced.

"What I mean is, what you need to do, I think, is remind people that all the rest is just second-best. All a load of old tat, compared with your fabulous diamonds." He smiled. They seemed to relax, just a touch. One of the elders leaned forward in his chair. "And how would you suggest we do that?", he asked.

"Advertise, I suppose. Maybe do some promotions. Sponsor, I dunno, something like a BloodBowl team." Bushy eyebrows were raised, drinks met lips once more. Conversation began again, mostly about this bold new idea. The human hadn't expected them to go for it, but it was hard to tell, with dwarves.

And so it was that the Diamond Dogs, sponsored by the Diamond Marketing Board, were conceived. Assorted lunatics and ne'er-do-wells were recruited from around the mines, uniforms were assembled, and the team set forth to revive the fortunes of the trade.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minor Tom
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
2
Ziggy Golddust
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
3
Jean J'nee
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Dancin' John
Runner
5 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
 -ma 5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(70)k
  
5
Hans Weldkaufer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
6
Klaus Starman
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
7
Mick Jaegar
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
8
Bing!
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
9
Hallowe'en Jack
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 120k
(108)k
  
10
Aled Nzane
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
11
Luke Carpet
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Piling On
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 90k
(110)k
  
12
Future Legend
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Strip Ball
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(105)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Mpk Re-Rolls (80k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/1/4) |TD Diff:-10 (2 - 12) |Cas Diff:-7 (1/1/0 - 7/2/0)
Last Opponent: Rotos team