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A Halfling's Dozen
Retired [X2] Halfling

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Warning - These Halflings will foul if it is advantageous. A Halfling sent off is a Halfling saved!

Roll of Honour -
Shepherds - Suffered a broken neck in turn one of his first appearance before he actually had a chance to move. He has now retired to advise the team on pie eating technique.
Take Away - Managed a TD and Int before getting mangled by a Wood Elf. Now dedicated to arranging Elf lynchings and offering vocal support.
Cottage - Picked up a niggle against some thuggish Wood Elves and has now retired to a cottage in the country.
Mince - Minced by those Wood Elves (Too easy this one).
Scotch - RIP. Torn into chunks by Gobbo Cheaters, still... Waste not, want not.
Take Out - Taken out by having his legs broken by some nasty looking halfling thugs.
Blueberry -RIP. splatted hard by some humans.
Eat In - RIP, tripped over his own boots and popped.
Steak and Kidney - Niggled by some bossy Humans, has now retired to advise the team against nutrition.
Oak - Niggled by the brutal humans, now retired to a nice big back garden.
Chicken - Picked up a bad limp and now sits down even more often than before.
Stargazy - Trained so hard at becoming a speed daemon he ruptured every ligament he had.
Turnip - Splatted by an Ogre so hard that even the apothecary could not scrape him off the pitch.
Fish - Ripped apart by an unappreciative crowd.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fir
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   6 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(111)k
  
2
Elm
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   11 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(114)k
  
3
Apple
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
 n 10 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 90k
(71)k
  
4
Blackberry
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Chicken and Potato
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Corned Beef
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   10 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 50k
(20)k
  
7
Custard
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA
   11 2 6 1 0 0 22/ 80k
(60)k
  
8
Kalakukko
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Meat and Potato
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Pecan
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   11 3 2 0 3 0 15/ 60k
(35)k
  
11
Pork
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   11 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 50k
(20)k
  
12
Cod
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Steak
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 2 1 0 1 0 7/ 50k
(20)k
  
15
Eat-In
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   7 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(20)k
  
16
Take-Away
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   8 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Gres Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 9  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (6/1/5) |TD Diff:7 (23 - 16) |Cas Diff:-23 (12/6/4 - 19/16/10)
Last Opponent: Donovan182