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Gargantuan Grannies
Roster [R] Ogre

(...bio in progress)

When the Skaven infiltrated Aldorf in 2497, the Sunny Paddock retirement home - a squat, grim edifice of Obsidian - was their target. Perhaps the ratmen had not truly discerned the purpose of the home ... Perhaps the site was required for some cunning scheme of unknown diabolical deviousness they were hatching ... Perhaps they don't like old people.. Whatever the reason their plans were quickly and brutally foiled by the residents, who put up surprising resistance under the leadership of Agatha Oberward, mother of 12 children, including legendary Griff Oberward, star blitzer for the Reikland Reavers. It is reported the old harridan, whilst being treatment for third degree Warpfire burns, was heard to exclaim:

"WHY I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH FUN IN YEARS!"

0-1 VS Ferocity (Chaos Dwarves)
Doris: "What silly little man sceduled us to play when Corrie was on?" (match abandoned at start)
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2-0 VS Cradle O'Bones (Ogre)
Tabatha: "Dear oh dear, what an ugly bunch of youths - so uncooth".
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0-3 Vs Unstable Lads (Human)
Bertram: "Oi!" *shakes his stick at blitzer that bashed him*

0-2 Vs (Orcs)
Gertrude: "I thought there was something funny about that

0-2 Vs (Halflings)
Greta: *Swats at ugly midgit* (skull, skull, skull)
Agatha: *Swats at ugly midgit* (skull, skull, skull, failed armour, dead, failed apo)

0-2 Vs (Orcs)
Greta: "Being out of seven seas oil mean't we were'nt our usual, agile selves"
(a fair amount of dumbnesss from the ogres, and a good deal from me - the lack of block is getting frustrating)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gladys
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA
   7 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
2
Hermon
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
3
Agatha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
Winston
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Side Step
   7 0 0 1 0 1 7/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
5
Tabatha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
6
Bertram
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
7
Cynthia
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
8
Wilberforce
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Greta
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
10
Herbert
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Harold
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Gertrude
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
13
Herstute Harold
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Molt Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1180k / 1320k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1320k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (1/1/5) |TD Diff:-8 (3 - 11) |Cas Diff:0 (1/5/2 - 5/2/1)
Last Opponent: Green Disorder