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Dead Drunks Tell Many Lies
Retired [X] Chaos

now everybody's died, so untill our eyes are dried we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we drink some more.
we will dance and sing and fight untill the early morning light, then we will throw up, pass out, wakeup and then go drinking again.

The 1st match was played at 17-04-07 against a "low"elf team, and what a mess Dead Drunks did.... to them self, they lied about NOT being to DRUNK to play.
In a drunken Rage Hurb Marken got standing and took his beermog SMACK a sound as laud as the thunderstone in a sewer Hurb Marken broke the skull of the elf in front of him, poor guy he did'nt see it comming, the first Casualty was made, but that did'nt take the breathe away from the elf's and they won the match 0-3
The Mvp (Most Valued Puke) was going to Rasputin Akuwitz for his 8 feet long puke after he got a hard knee in the sack.

2nd Match was at 18-04-07 now the Drinking game where against a Fling team who thought they could win because they was'nt as drunk as these drunken liers, but they had lied once more, because this time they did'nt drink too much and the fling flew threw the air... just not for long and even though they where drunk Hans Rigter took Woundfinger by his legs lifted him up in the air and with a large slam he smashed the poor Fling to the ground SLASH with a large crack in his skull he died a short but painfull death.
The Match was won 3-1
The Most Valued Puke where given to Hurb Marken because he puked when he saw Woundfinger getting splatted all over the place

3rd match played at 22-04-07 this time they thought a match against the mighty Orc would'nt hurt..... hmm.... they where so drunk that they did'nt understand what went on so they lost the match by 0-1 not a great match nothing really was going on in it, a waste of beer....
The Most Valued Puke was given to Drue van Oldern for Puking all over the cheerleaders from zHead Masherz, they went totally crazy poor Drue did'nt see it coming...

4th Match was played at 05-05-07 this time they took a match against a Woody team, it started with bad drinking for the Drunks, but then in the 2nd half they got back on the track and the match got even, it ended out as an draw 2-2...
the Most Valued Puke went to Hans Righter, he got confused by all the elfs running aroung him, he got dissy and puked all over him self
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lavietre Von Relikash
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(110)k
  
2
Matty McDrunk
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
  
5
Hans Rigterr
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 80k
(85)k
  
6
Nifu Lubiera
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
7
Drue van Oldern
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 2 0 1 0 1 9/ 80k
(85)k
  
8
Johnny McEldoo
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(85)k
  
9
Pete McEldoo
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
  
10
Hurb Marken
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(85)k
  
11
Rasputin Akuwitz
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 80k
(85)k
  
12
Danny the Dog
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
13
Gert de Huk
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Secondmind Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/1/2) |TD Diff:-2 (5 - 7) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/3/1 - 4/2/1)
Last Opponent: Asrai Onions