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Depraved Dandies
Roster [X] Orc

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<h2>Exquisite and Elegante</h2>
<i>There is something wickedly exciting about the cruel precision of a
dandy's style. The characteristics of the classic dandy - the air of
androgny, the menswear geometry, the cool sophistication, close-cut
hair, chiseled features, assured stare – just add the clean shaven green</i>

<b>Team Colours:</b> White Tie
<b>Head Coach:</b> Count D’Orksay
<b>Players:</b> Orc

<b>New Horizons</b>
Founded by the eccentric and somewhat nonconformist dilettante Troll Count
D’Orksay in 2310, the Depraved Dandies are a flamboyant, foppish band of
warriors. This may have something to do with the fact that the team is comprised
entirely of the rich and privileged. That is they are rich because they don’t have
to give all their gold away to some bigger and even more brutish warboss. And
they are privileged because they aren’t immediately routed from certain cities and
are regarded as somewhat of and oddity and to this day enjoy the odd invitation
to a dinner party. Still, wealth alone isn't a guarantee of entry, as there are
very strict and rigid guidelines concerning who may actually join the team. Being
a collection of rich and generally extremely unorkish individuals, the Depraved
Dandies hold highly unconventional tastes and do enjoy the “finer” passing game.
Thus they are known to choose which games they will take part in — often the ones
which require little actual dirty work to attain the most glory.

Each member of the team maintains a brilliant suit of black armor on top a
traditional white tie. As the shiny paint coating the armour chips away easily,
the suit must be constantly repainted in order to maintain appearances. Members
of the Depraved Dandies eschew the brutish game often employed by their brethren.
Instead, the Depraved Dandies practice a stylish posing technique involving most
of the team simply indulging beverages along the sidelines, while their Goblin
team-mates strikes the deathblow.

Despite their often intolerable nature, the Depraved Dandies are very welcome
when battle is finally joined. Since their, relatively speaking, fine manner and
appearance even make them possible to bring to civilized areas. The latest
fashion is everything to a dandy. They take a high delight in elegance and
accessories such as white gloves, etc. A significant part of their day is spent
grooming; Count D’Orksay claim that he always spend at least two hours at his
toilette. The team also believes strongly in cleanliness; most probably bathe
regularly.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dorian Kray
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
2
Aubrey Beardy
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Jean the Essential
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Guard
   6 0 4 0 1 2 24/31 140k
(143)k
  
6
Charles Bone-lair
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Coco Carnage
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
9
Gabriele d'Annunciator
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   6 11 1 0 2 1 23/31 110k
(130)k
  
12
Oscar Wild
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Anvil Lavigne
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(25)k
  
15
Romaine Breaks
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   6 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 60k
(50)k
  
16
Count D’Orksay
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
 m 6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 100k
(0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: fork Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1060k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (2/1/3) |TD Diff:-1 (6 - 7) |Cas Diff:1 (7/4/0 - 5/5/0)
Last Opponent: Dem Bonez, Dem Bonez