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Mashernators
Retired [X2] Halfling

Mash, Smash, Grind, Chew and thats just our dinner, imagine what we might do to YOU.

As a tournament halfling squad we feel obliged to buy many ingredients and possibly approach old deeproot himself. Suffice to say, dwarfs will be punished for entering a competition that stunties are encouraged to join.

I will turn 16 you. I will be disapointed if you don't do the same to me. I'll try to make sure you know at the start of the game but I've put this here so i can't be accused of fouling purely because I lost. I hope to do it as a celebration for winning (see the false hope, I'm an optimist).



We got nuffled (in the tree department at least). Khemri should not pass so much agility. :{D
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gideon
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
2
Brian
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
3
Mungo
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Nedlington
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Ted
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Falco
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
7
Erik
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Norbert
Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
9
Earnest
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Ben
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Burtrum
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
Sam
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
15
Thistlebert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(99)k
  
16
Bristlebert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(0)k
  
10 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: SillySod Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 650k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:-6 (0/0/0 - 3/3/0)
Last Opponent: Bay City Rollers