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Roster [X] Wood Elf

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Where the hell is Helms Deep? I guaren-freaking-tee that no elf has ever been closer to that pit than 3 steps out of Mirkwood. Ok, wait, maybe Legolas, but c'mon, it's not like he really counts. You've heard those stories about him and Gimili...awkward!

Seriously, Mirkwood is like halfway around Middle Earth. We would have had to start heading there the day after the Fellowship left and no-one knew that there would be a battle there then. Hell, those numb butt "horselords" should know better than to get bottled up in a keep. Hello! Hey horse-boys, did it ever occur that perhaps a mobile force should stay that way?

So, uh, yeah, go to Helms Deep or something. We sure wouldn't.


...And just wait until we get our hands on that oversized hobbit that churned out that crap. Death's too good for him. Vogon poetry, that's the ticket!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(99)k
 
2
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 120k
(150)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 4 7   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 70k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(95)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
  4 2 2 0 1 0 10/16 90k
(95)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
  4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(95)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Pass Block
  4 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 90k
(95)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(75)k
 
14
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick
  4 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(95)k
 
15
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Shadowing
  4 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 90k
(95)k
 
16
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dauntless
  4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(95)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Cuttlefish Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/3/0) |TD Diff:1 (7 - 6) |Cas Diff:4 (4/2/3 - 3/1/1)
Last Opponent: Starvale Prophets II