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In the closing minutes of their first and last game, Devilrats Thrower Retch Grossman went to attempt a long pass which might have resulted in a game-winning touchdown. However, picking up the ball far away from any opponents proved to be an insurmountable obstacle, and Grossman carried on the proud history of his name by stumbling errantly around the ball, grasping at the ground next to it. This display of idiocy which the clumsiest troll would have been ashamed of, combined with the death of Storm Vermin "Road" Rash Mathis at the hands of said troll, reportedly drove the coach to insanity. He was last seen walking away from the team kitchen with a maniacal grin on his face. Whether this is related to the deaths of all the team's remaining players the next day has yet to be confirmed. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Thrower
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(90)k |
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3 |
Gutter Runner
|
9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(90)k |
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4 |
Gutter Runner
|
9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 80k
(90)k |
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7 |
Storm Vermin
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(95)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(55)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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13 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | n, m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(0)k |
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16 |
Rat Ogre
|
6 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 130k
(115)k |
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9 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 1 (0/1/0) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (1 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | -2 (0/1/0 - 2/1/0) |
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Last Opponent: Teef Kickers |