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P [L] Necromantic Horror

Waikikamukau Festival II Winners

Waikikamukau Festival V Runner-up
SWL Birthday Cup 2516 Runner-Up
Trial of the Exploding Keg Runner-Up

Former SWL Prem contender


Fractured: 0/6

Main experiments:
I. Sshvll
II. Pneu Moon Ya
III. Sanguine Sylvanian

PROJECT OUTLINE/EXPERIMENT INDEX:
Southern martial unit creation for numerous incumbent presence.
Limited indigenous life demands zoo-logistics for cretin viability.
Currently pursuing 5 unit development schemes:
#CodenameDescriptionUnit tag
001Amass UmberExtermination and confiscation of opponent player specimenex player name
004Moon CryHyper-psychological implantation in indigenous canine tribespack, call sign
013Brute GreenMuscle tissue infusion in superior fabricated force unit# modification
017Black TackleSpirit/Soul reconstruction in deceased receptacleTrait, Origin
019Geo Genesis *Capturing and exploiting speed of superior agility unitN/A
* sustainability currently unsatisfactory



Waikikamukau Festival: Champions!
"Blackwater rats........ tried cheat....... uhsssszzzz" - Slug of Kuresh

SWL Birthday Cup 2516: Runner-Up
"We-lost-to-dwarfs. Mope-mode-activated. Shutting-down." 013a Crashlock

Trial of the Exploding Keg: Runner-Up


... Retired to the Fringes.......


Gone's Conference XXXIX: 3rd
"Wuff, urf, rrr....." -Warrigal Dewclaw (Retired)

Season XXXV through XXXVIII: Parked

Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference League XXXIV: 4th
Season marred by controversy and niggles.

SWL Premier League XXXIII: Last
"Terrible season. We looked like rookies!" -Border Prince Billie (Wight)
"I'm getting too old for this. Again...." -Kislev Bold (Ghoul)
MVP: Warrigal Dewclaw (10 Twahns)

Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference League XXXII: Runner-up
BBQ final day win ensures DI Prem promotion.
MVP: Kislev Bold (13 Twahns)

The Replacemnt's Spelling Bee Conference League XXXI: 6th
Only team not to lose to Carcasses as DI avoids relegation.
MVP: Moot Ravenous (12 Twahns, Silver Medallion split)

Commisioner Twahn Memorial Regional League XXX: 5th
Sudden flux in retirements sees DI promote prematurely.
MVP: Warrigal Swamper (9 Twahns)

Commisioner ClayInfinity's Regional League XXIX: 7th
Newcomers DI scores every game, recruiting Amazon'bie along the way.
MVP: Warrigal Dewclaw/Bourdelaux Swift (6 Twahns)

XXXIIManfred's Funeral Gala Conference Runner Up22 pts
XXXIISilver Ball: Kislev Bold (ghoul)5 TDs
XXXIISilver Slipper: Kislev Bold (ghoul)133 yards
XXXISilver Twahnlow: Moot Ravenous (ghoul)12 Twahns
XXXISilver Boot: Gadcok Viggen (zombie)14 fouls
XXXBronze Boot: Gadcok Viggen (zombie)12 fouls
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
013a Crashlock
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Dodge, Break Tackle
   89 0 0 0 29 6 88/176 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
013b Tusk
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Break Tackle, Tackle
   88 0 2 0 40 4 106/176 210k
(110+100)k
  
3
Sanguine Sylvanian
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard, Mighty Blow
   5 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Warrigal Lady
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Side Step
   43 0 20 0 27 1 119/176 230k
(120+110)k
  
5
Jali Bukha
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Border Prince Billie (c)
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow, Guard
 m 68 0 3 0 10 7 64/76 170k
(0)k
  
7
Cat of Cathay
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Sure Hands, +MA, Block, Side Step, Tackle
 -ma 48 8 28 0 2 3 111/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
8
Slug of Khuresh
Ghoul Runner
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Tackle
 -ma 50 2 7 0 3 5 54/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
9
Little Leif
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Pneu Moon Ya
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block
   4 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
12
Gadcok Viggen
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Fend
 -ma 89 0 0 0 10 7 55/76 120k
(40+80)k
  
13
Kiki Kingi
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Sshvll
Zombie
4 5 2 7
Regeneration
Dirty Player, +ST, +ST, Block
 -av 44 0 2 0 4 8 54/76 180k
(40+140)k
  
15
Keke Kingi
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Balle2000 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2090k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 540k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2260k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:89 (45/11/33) |TD Diff:16 (112 - 96) |Cas Diff:39 (149/76/23 - 106/77/26)
Last Opponent: Da Sexy Buggerz!