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Chewbacca Defence
Roster [X2] Lizardmen

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Habeas Corpusaurus
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   3 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 100k
(100)k
  
2
Guru Bob
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Scoville Unit
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Stand Firm
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(100)k
  
4
Naga Jolokia
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Algolian Suntiger
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   3 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(100)k
  
6
Janx Spirit
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Drederick Tatum
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(110)k
  
8
Leaping Leroy
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(75)k
  
9
Pocket Rocket
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
10
Twinkle-toes Donald
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
11
Legsie Fleetfeet
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
12
Zippy Hamburger
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(75)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Davosaurus Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/1/0) |TD Diff:2 (5 - 3) |Cas Diff:4 (2/1/3 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: Wood Elf Arrows 0409 [L]