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Retired [X] Ogre

We all know that ogres are strong but stupid, messin upp the most elemental tasks to the dismay of their fans. Claeth von Borkenwitz saw a lukerative end of that ability however. By creating a team of the most imbicil and confused players out there fans would have things to laugh about! A carneval of catastrophy is always entertaining :-) Deep in the Morgenwath marshlands he found an entire family of huge, inbred ogres that were so dumb they didnt even ask for a paycheck. To get the team at all fuctional he thereafter hired the meanest, most ruthless and daring goblins there is, the sons of the fabled Gurlak the Eagle. As you all know Gurath got his nickname for being the first goblin to be thrown 250 times and survive. His underachieving sons are now age and eager to fullfill the family leagacy, or destroy it.

This combionation of medicracy and soon to be ruined fame has turned out to be just the recipy for popularity as spectators has turned out in record numbers. Caleths descition to coach the team was not so brilliant though... Fortunately an amazing 4 fumbles and 9 Really Stupid rolls in the first game was just what the crowd craved. The game reached its climax when Doh failed to reilize he was holding a poor goblin ready to be thrownin his hand in the final seconds of the game and instead whiped his nose with him. That the Oogies lost the game by an embaricing 1-4 didt seem to bother the blood thirsty mob one bit who laughed their way all the way out of the arena...


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spike
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
2
Pike
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
3
Yike
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
Hike
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
5
Nike
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
Like
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7
Nuh
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 120k
(117)k
  
8
Bah
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
9
Fuh
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
10
Doh
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 120k
(117)k
  
11
Huh
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
11 players  
Coach: i96_lir Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-3 (1 - 4) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)
Last Opponent: Borkby Berserkers