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This bizarre team has two purposes. One, to help me gain some of the more 'extreme' FUMBBL BADGES, and two, to provide light entertainment for me and my opponents.

Th first purpose is to gain some of the Undead specific <a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=15090>FUMBBL Badges</a>, originally created by <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Hero164>Hero164</a>. Alongside those, the team design allows us to try a few others, also listed below. None of my Undead teams have gained any badges yet, but some of the rules this team live by mean two badges are impossible, so the remaining three challenges are set out below.

<big><b>TEAM GOALS</b></big>
<i>Undead Specific</i>
Smack Talk - Win a smack without the Count
Bigger Brothers - Kill/SI 3 or more mummies on a Khemri team
Horde Mentality - Score 3 touchdowns with Zombies in a game
<i>General Badges</i>
Showboating - Injure every opponent player
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul.
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match.
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left.
Paul Hicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games.
Transfer King - Have a player that has plays for 3 teams.
Persuasive - Argue the call three times in a row.
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls.
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players.
Bland is Best - Get a 200ts team using only linemen.

<big><b>(Sort of) COMPLETED GOALS</big></b>
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2730951>DONE!</a> (Although he conceded after 10 turns...)


<big><b>COMPLETED GOALS</big></b>
None

The second purpose was for these guys to provide a quick and entertaining game (Hopefully with lots of blood!) for both me and my opponent. I've compiled a set of self imposed rules these guys will follow, and if I deviate from them please feel free to call me on it!
1. At the start of both halves I will roll a D6 in #fumbbl. This is the FOUL LOTTERY! 1-3: The zombies will think they are Elves! They will play with free abound and try their very hardest to score. At no time will they ever foul, far too unbecoming for their Elven ways! 4-6: They will be overcome with the lust for braaaains! Fouling every time they have the opportunity, they will forget about the ball and start to stomp on people!
2. Every skill roll will also be based on this principle. 1-3: a standard skill will be chose with the aim of creating a better player. 4-6: a damage enhancement skill will be chosen, if possible Dirty Player!
3. Gaining FUMBBL badges is prioritised over scoring!
4. At no point shall I whine about anything, this is a fun team with restrictions making winning very unlikely!
5. We will only buy zombies or rely on raising the dead for freebies.


<big><b>Lottery History</b></big>
Halves Played: 10
Elfball Played: 5
Foulball Played: 5
Walk-in TD's declined due to Brain Lust : 2
Walk-in TD's messed up due to failed Elfball attempts : 1
Number of teams who have won the Foul Lottery (Double Elfball halves) : 2

Skills Rolled: 4
Conventionals Skills Taken: 2
Violent Skills Taken: 2


<b>So if you fancy a quick bloody game, where you have an equal likelihood of facing the worst elf team in history, or a bunch of bloodthirsty foulers, challenge us!</b>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
2
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
 
3
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(40)k
 
4
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Sure Hands
  5 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 50k
(65)k
 
5
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
m 5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(0)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(95)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
  5 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 50k
(95)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 360k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:0 (5 - 5) |Cas Diff:4 (4/4/3 - 5/2/0)
Last Opponent: Strong and Brutal Elves