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A Smack in Da Face!
Roster [R] Necromantic Horror

Team history and trivia
Created for a Rookie Scheduled Smack that they went on to win, the team is the coach's most successful team to date, with six minor titles, eight if a major qualifier counts as a minor.
Special kudos to Christy for sorting out the team bio code when it got out of control.

Famous Smackers:
Elsie (retired) was the greatest active necromantic ghoul in Ranked at the time of her retirement as a result of a niggling injury to add to the -av she was carrying around already. Still 10th all time.

Ripper Steelclaw (deceased) [R] Legend Werewolf.
Rasputin (retired) 2nd Smack player to reach legendhood.

Hugo (retired) 3rd Smack player to reach legendhood.

Dung, the rowdy super star wonder-zombie (dead) is the ideal all zombies hopes too achieve. 21 cas, 9 MVPs in 98 games.

Grimclaw Steelfang, 100+ game vet, this living legend can win games on his own, or lose them when his brittle bones crack.


Rival teams: (basically teams we played more than once...)
Peachwise lovers reborn coached by vaclav - 3 clashes in smacks and major between them, there is guarantee for action and casualties when we clash with this great norse team.
Pokemors coached by Stonetroll - somehow we always draw this great team in majors. Kinda explains the team's poor major record...
Destiny Calling coached by easilyamused - these brave humans never dodge a good brawl.
Blood Red coached by BattleLore - somehow we have the upper hand vs theese fearsome Slayer Warriors.





Team tournament history

Ranked Minors past second round:
TournamentRound 1Round 2Round 3Comments
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ROO XXX(2-1)(2-1)(2-0)Winners
FUMBBL Minors 1500TW I-1(1-0)(2-1)(0-1)Quarter-finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched VET CXIV(2-0)(2-0)(1-0)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIII(2-1)(2-1)(0-2)Finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXIII(1-0)(2-1)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXVII(1-0)(3-0)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXIV(2-1)(1-0)(0-1)Finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXVIII(2-1)(2-1)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXLX(1-0)(2-0)(0-1)Finalists
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1(2-0)(2-0) (1-2 OT)Out round 3
FUMBBL Smack Scheduled - Brawl 51(2-0)(2-1) (2-1)Winners
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW VII-1(2-1)(2-1) (1-2)Semi-finalists
Bar Brawl XLVII - Hi(2-1)(2-0)(1-2 OT)Finalists
Bar Brawl XLX - Hi(2-1)(2-1)(0-3)Finalists


Ranked Majors past first round
TournamentRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Comments
Warpstone Open VII Qualifier IX(2-0)(2-0)(2-1)(1-0)(0-2)Qualifier Winners
Fumbbl Cup XI(1-0)(2-0)(1-2 (OT))Out 3rd round
GLT IX: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 1(filler)(2-1 (OT))(0-1)Out 3rd round

Lustrian Challenge VII Qualifier I		(2-0)(0-1)Out 2nd round
GLT X: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(filler)(1-3)Out 2nd round
Lustrian Challenge VIII Qualifier I(3-1)(1-2 (OT))Out 2nd round
Fumbbl Cup XIII(filler)(1-2)Out 2nd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier III(2-1 (OT))(1-2 (OT))Out 2nd round
GLT XI: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(filler)(2-0)(0-3)Out 3rd round
GLT XII: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(1-0)(1-0)(0-2)Lost the Qualifier final
UI XIV Qualifier: Brass Lantern(1-0)(1-2)Out round 2
Crown Of Sand IX : Qualifier IV(2-1)(2-1)(1-3)Out round 3
FUMBBL Cup XVII(2-1 OT)(2-1)(1-0)(3-2 OT)(1-2)Out round 5 - made the final 16
Warpstone Open XIV(2-1 CT)(1-2)Out round 2 in a nasty qualifier
FUMBBL Cup XVIII(2-0)(1-0,CT)(0-2)Out round 3 (last 64)
Warpstone Open XV Qualifier III(3-2 OT)(1-0)(0-1)Out round 3
Crown Of Sand XI: Qualifier V(filler)(4-0)(2-0)(2-1 OT)(0-2)Qualifier winners
FUMBBL Cup XIX(1-0)(1-0)(2-0)(1-2)Out round 4 - round of 32
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zlad Icegaze
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Guard, Dodge, Stand Firm, Kick
 m 84 2 9 0 11 9 96/176 200k
(0)k
  
2
Arthie
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
   19 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
3
Abu
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Wrestle
   45 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
4
Grond Stonefist
Flesh Golem
4 4 1 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Grab
 -ag, -ag 104 0 2 0 46 8 138/176 210k
(110+100)k
  
5
Billy
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
 -ma 65 0 0 1 4 3 25/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
6
Elanor Thinskull
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard
   4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
7
Pearl Brittlebones
Ghoul Runner
6 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block, Guard, Leap
 -ma 27 5 8 0 1 6 61/76 180k
(70+110)k
  
8
Igor Thickskull
Flesh Golem
3 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Mighty Blow
 -ma 101 0 2 0 35 8 116/176 210k
(110+100)k
  
9
Howie
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   20 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Fluffy Softpaws
Werewolf
7 4 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle
 -ma 31 0 11 0 27 5 112/176 260k
(120+140)k
  
11
Bobby
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   52 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Grimclaw Steelfang
Werewolf
10 4 3 7
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block, +MA, +ST, +MA, Dodge, Side Step
 -av 152 2 80 0 62 3 Legend
381
 290k
(120+170)k
  
15
Robbie
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Wrestle, Fend
   24 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DaCoach Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:336 (169/56/111) |TD Diff:100 (442 - 342) |Cas Diff:-63 (468/287/116 - 460/311/163)
Last Opponent: Flee Bags