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SWL Prem Champions seasons 55, 54, 53 & 48 Part of the 2515 & 2514 URN winning efforts. Urn record 1-1-0. Richard Randall Conference XXXX Champions (the Non-Prem season) Seasons 47–56: spent a record 9 consecutive seasons in Prem Stadium: Whalehalla Nicknames: Whalekillers, Whalers, WK Colours: Salmon Pink & Steel Blue Logo: Kalminael Helmet: Bone-Idol BBcode: Balle2000 After sea of whale empty, broke sailors stranded Wongawonga, cannot go Norsca. In Southwasten can only drink, bowl, and try forget. Ach... WONGA WONGA WHALEKILLERS Long known as a penniless side unable to field but a couple of positionals, the WK surprised everyone, including their coach, by netting the 48th SWL Premier title, with Martha the Stout † at the helm. Having made this huge catch, the Whalers embarked on an unprecedented voyage; and after a record(?) 6th consecutive Prem season, they would again anchor up with what was the 53rd SWL trophy - sailing undefeated* through all 7 rounds (while joining SWL's successful raid on the URN as well). Under steady pilotage of the Mama Ulf, the once shabby crew of plain fishermen had over time turned into a team of stars. * forfeit win vs. Crookwell Green Devils Alas, on the opening day of the following season, the team were bereaved of their beloved leader and guiding lantern Martha. Breaking away from a Chaos Dwarf tackle Nuffle had her smitten down. The apothecary stood no chance. Now, in her wake, sole surviving inaugural crew member and team kicker Fish Oil Nilsson is entrusted with the all encompassing Captaincy. How will they further fare in the rough waters of SWL Prem - without their Siren of the Sea... TEAM RECORDS Longest winning streak 11 games Longest unbeaten run 12 games Most casualties in a game 7 cas vs. High Street Dandies; Black Swans (twice); Lords of Toruk; Psych Lab; Black Stag; Crypt-o-Night Most casualties against 9 cas Mort Volente; Baystar Brawlers; Spawning of Sotek; Mortified Morticians All-time Oldest Gits 184 Fish Oil Nilsson, Kicker 176 !Mbele Mummyslayer, Lineman 145 Kegman Eigil, Blocker All-time Maimers 74 Kegman Eigil, Blocker 45 Fighting Pip, Blitzer 40 Martha the Stout, Blocker All-time Clobberers 910 Kegman Eigil, Blocker 859 Fish Oil Nilsson, Kicker 791 !Mbele Mummyslayer, Lineman All-time Stompers 129 'Happy' Gorm Gormsson 89 Bink, brother of Bonk 45 Herdsman John All-time Pigskinners 53 Flippers Jonasson, Leaper 32 Harpoon Harksson, Runner 28 Fish Oil Nilsson, Kicker INDIVIDUAL AWARDS LXVII Silver Fist Hungrnir LVIII Silver Fist !Mbele Mummyslayer LVI John Stone Boot Pilfering Per LV John Stone Boot Five Hundred LIII The Skink Slippers Flippers Jonasson LI Touchstone Heart Martha the Stout L Eth'el Shield Martha the Stout L John Stone Boot Nihil XLIX John Stone Boot Herdsman John XLVIII Golden Star Hark 'the Harpoon' Harkson XLVIII The Rat Ball Harpoon Harkson XLVIII The Skink Slippers Harpoon Harkson XLVIII Grimwade Fist Fighting Pip XLVIII Replacemnt Knuckles Fighting Pip XLVIII John Stone Boot Bink, brother of Bonk XLVII Silver Twahnlow Harpoon Harkson XLVII Silver Ball Hark 'the Harpoon' Harkson XLVII Silver Fist Fighting Pip XLVII Silver Knuckles Fighting Pip XLVII Silver Boot Bink, brother of Bonk XLVII Bloody Baker's Dozen Fighting Pip XLVI Silver Knuckles 'Ferociously Fighting' Pip XLVI Silver Boot Bink, brother of Bonk XLIII Touchstone Heart Little Leif XXXX Silver Slippers Harald Son of Harald XXXX Silver Ball Harald Son of Harald Watch list Big Wave KILL TOTEM                                           MEMORABLE WHALERS MA5ST4AG2AV9 KEGMAN EIGIL ―Legendary Ulfwerener-――― Frz Blk Ddg Guard MB SF Tackle - This stoic Ulf never vyed for much attention. While others bragged and moaned, Eigil kept quiet and let his blocks do the talking. He's most blocking Norseman in League ever - how will we fare without this stalwart? MA6ST3AG4AV7 FLIPPERS JONASSON ―Legendary Norse Leaper―-― Blk +AG Tkl Fend Leap Dodge Pro - Named after his father's favorite food, Flippers became coach B2Ks first ever Legend. Winner of 4 SWL titles and is the most rushing and scoring Norse in League. Was also Whalekillers's greatest defensive asset for a century of matches. MA6ST4AG2AV8 MARTHA THE STOUT ―Super Star Ulfwerener-――― Frenzy BT Block Guard MB SF - Former matriarch and captain seasons 40-53. Loved by many, hated by more, Martha was once the all-time most blocking Norse in [L]eague. Alas, she died breaking a Hardons tackle. MA5ST3AG3AV5 'FEROCIOUSLY FIGHTING' PIP ―Super Star Berserker―――― Block Frz JU MB PO Tkl Ddg Jug - Playstyle: hurl self at enemy - no care own safety. Only when skull cracked 2nd time was he forced to retire. MA6ST3AG3AV7 LITTLE LEIF ―Veteran Lineman―――――― Block, Guard, Tackle - Lino with exceptionally high stamina. Always with a protective eye for his shipmates, Leif earned the Touchstone Heart for playing every single turn of season 43. MA8ST3AG3AV7 HARPOON HARKSON ―Super Star Runner――――― Block Daunt +MA Ddg SH SS Fnd - Unnaturally quick, hard to knock-down, sure of hand and foot. Hark received 5 individual SWL awards, before dying at the boots of Sphinxes from Mars. MA6ST3AG3AV7 BINK, Brother of Bonk ―Veteran Lineman――――― Block, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git - One of the dirtiest players the SWL has seen in the CRP era. Received 3 types of fouling Twahnlows and is [L]eague's all-time 2nd most fouling Norse. INAUGURAL LINE-UP
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Snow Troll
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5 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal +AV, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard |
59 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 5 | 103/176 | 250k
(140+110)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle, Dodge, Fend, Kick, +ST, Sure Hands |
196 | 8 | 32 | 0 | 31 | 16 | Legend 246 |
210k
(50+160)k |
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| 5 |
Ulfwerenar
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6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy Block, Guard |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23/31 | 150k
(110+40)k |
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| 6 |
Catcher
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8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless Dodge, +MA, Side Step |
16 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 32/51 | 160k
(90+70)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 1 | 7 | Block |
-ag, -ag | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Block Dodge, Fend, Tackle, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Pro |
-av, -ma | 188 | 3 | 13 | 1 | 37 | 13 | Legend 183 |
180k
(50+130)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
-ma | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block +AG |
22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10/16 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Fend, Tackle |
44 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 25/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 14 |
Ulfwerenar
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6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 47/51 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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| 16 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 204 (95/44/65) | | | TD Diff: | 30 (251 - 221) | | | Cas Diff: | 113 (332/186/63 - 261/147/60) |
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