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Preternatural Grape Stompers
P [B] Tomb Kings

Once a grape stomping squad in the Pharaoh´s vineyards, they joyfully stomped grapes for 16 hours a day and were happy about it. Then a tragedy occured. The queen, the Pharaoh´s wife herself suddenly died during a meal. Further investigation lead to discover she was poisoned by the wine she drank. Apparently the stompers hadn´t washed their feet for 17 years straight.

The whole team was convicted and executed, along with the Foremen and the Stomping Engineer. 1500 years later they were brought back to life again. The reason? Current Pharaoh was a big fan of game from distant lands, it was called Bloodbowl. Latests in-game trends made a lot of players throw themselves to the floor, and they pissed off the Pharaoh so much... that he finally asked the Royal Necromancer to raise a suitable team for the situation. He read ancients books, heard very old myths and legends, and finally he found them... and he knew they were the right team for the job. Their new name?

The PRETERNATURAL GRAPE STOMPERS!!!!


The team doesn´t actually know how to play Bloodbowl very well (or what is bloodbowl for that matter), but they do one thing well and they will do it again, and again, and again, winning or losing... cause that was their job when they were alive.

STOMP!
STOMP!!!

STOMP!!!!!!




First 2 games: 11 banned, 3 RIPs caused. Not bad, but the team is still developing their tactics.

First 6 games: 40 fouls. We need to improve the average, but they are warming up. We hired an Ancient High Priest and Tomb Guardian to help us knock things down so we can stomp more.

Game 14: First dead clawpomber, apo healed him to MNG :(. Still, we did 14 fouls.

15 Games!!! 103 fouls, 6.87 per game avg. We aim to improve that to 8 per game at least.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
4
Ga
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 3 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
+AG, Sure Hands
   16 1 3 0 0 4 30/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
5
Oi
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   15 0 0 1 0 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Ju
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Na
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   16 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Pe
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   16 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
High Priest Hamuth
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
10
High Priest Ramah
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
11
Lu
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Io
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Ai
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Block
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
14
High Priest Atoneh
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
15
Nu
Skeleton Lineman
4 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
 -ma 14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Pi
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 1 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Sneaky Git
 -ag 15 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13 players  
Coach: h0lydiver Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:16 (2/6/8) |TD Diff:-16 (10 - 26) |Cas Diff:-7 (24/9/3 - 21/16/6)
Last Opponent: World Painted Blood Vol.2