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Clutching at Straws
Retired [L] Human

<table border="1" bgcolor="black" align="center" width="565"><tr class="odd"><td colspan=8 align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=7734"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7150/6716428333_6260b93896_m.jpg"></a></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td colspan=8>&nbsp;</td></tr><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=3><font size="5"><b>Clutching at Straws</b>
<font size="1">Representing Humanity</td><td width=40 align="center"><b>Games</b></td><td width=40 align="center"><b>Blocks</b></td><td width=40 align="center"><b>Rush Y.</b></td><td width=40 align="center"><b>CAS</b></td><td width=40 align="center"><b>TD</b></td></td></tr><!--

ROOKIES 0-5
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Rookies</b>
<font size="1">(3 past, 2 present)</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td width="35"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8457356"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hlineman1.gif"></a></td><td width="30"><b>8</b></td><td width="300"><b>Earthworm</b>, retired (-AG) by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=682803">Upward Mobility</a>.</td><td width="40" align="center">4</td><td width="40" align="center">7</td><td width="40" align="center">0</td><td width="40" align="center">0</td><td width="40" align="center">0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8541592"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/ogre2.gif"></a></td><td><b>1</b></td><td><b>Rock n Roll Outlaw</b>, retired (N) by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=682878">[Un]Dead Legends</a>.</td><td align="center">5</td><td align="center">17</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8851870"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hlineman2.gif"></a></td><td><b>11</b></td><td><b>Tight Like That</b>, killed by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=683054">Pro_Wrestlers</a>.</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">5</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">0</td></tr><!--

EXPERIENCED 6-15
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Experienced</b>
<font size="1">(4 past, 6 present)</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8457349"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/ogre1.gif"></a></td><td><b>1</b></td><td><b>A Shogun Named Marcus</b>, retired (N) by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=683127">Highland Lords</a>.</td><td align="center">5</td><td align="center">10</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8457357"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hlineman2.gif"></a></td><td><b>9</b></td><td><b>Heirloom 13</b>, killed by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=682791">We Want To Live Forever</a>.</td><td align="center">7</td><td align="center">25</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8457352"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hblitzer1.gif"></a></td><td><b>4</b></td><td align="left"><b>12 Ounce Epilogue</b>, retired (-AV) by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=682830">Kurgans Sons</a></td><td align="center">14</td><td align="center" class="even">73</td><td align="center" class="even">30</td><td align="center" class="even">4</td><td align="center" class="even">1</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8457359"><img src="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hlineman1.gif"></a></td><td><b>11</b></td><td align="left"><b>Effigy</b>, killed by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=682842">When Cheese Fails</a></td><td align="center" class="even">18</td><td align="center">48</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">0</td></tr><!--

VETERANS 16-30
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Veterans</b>
<font size="1">(0 past, 3 present)</td></tr><!--

EMERGING STARS 31-50
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Emerging Stars</b>
<font size="1">(0 past, 2 present)</td></tr><!--

STAR PLAYERS 51-75
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Star Players</b>
<font size="1">(0 past, 0 present)</td></tr><!--

SUPER STARS 76-175
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Superstars</b>
<font size="1">(0 past, 0 present)</td></tr><!--

LEGENDS 176+
--><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Legends</b>
<font size="1">(0 past, 0 present)</td></tr><!--

--><tr class="odd"><td colspan=8>&nbsp;</td></tr><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Qualifying Season</b></font></td></tr><tr class="odd" align="center"><td colspan=2 align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=7734&p=tournaments&show=30810"><b>Division 3</b></a></td><td colspan=3>Clutching at Straws were drawn in <b>Division 3</b> to represent humanity in the qualifying season of HUBBA. A fourth-placed finish after a mediocre season ensured that they would be placed in the middle division for the first "proper" season.</td><td colspan=3 align="center"><b>4th (3/3/1)</b></td></tr><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Season 1</b></font></td></tr><tr class="odd" align="center"><td colspan=2 align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=7734&p=tournaments&show=31311"><b>Division 2</b></a></td><td colspan=3>Lucky victories in their first two games saw Clutching at Straws start well, before a draw and a loss dropped them into 3rd place. That was where they finished, which was good enough for a place in the playoffs, which were played against a norse team in the pouring rain. The humans took full advantage of the weather, and stole a 2-1 victory, earning promotion to the top division.</td><td colspan=3 align="center"><b>3rd (2/2/2)</b>
Promoted via Playoffs</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td colspan=2 align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=7734&p=tournaments&show=31788"><b>HUBBA Bowl I</b></a></td><td colspan=3>A first round victory against some ogres cost the team dearly, as star player 12 Ounce Epilogue was forced into retirement by a particularly brutal hit. The humans faced high elves in the next round, and were solidly out-played - so, a 2nd round exit.</td><td colspan=3 align="center"><b>2nd Round (1/0/1)</b></td></tr><tr class="even" align="center"><td colspan=8 align="center"><font size=3><b>Season 2</b></font></td></tr><tr class="odd" align="center"><td colspan=2 align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=7734&p=tournaments"><b>Division 1</b></a></td><td colspan=3>&nbsp;</td><td colspan=3 align="center"><b>2nd (3/0/2)</b></td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spacegrass
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   12 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
El Jefe Speaks
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On
   23 0 0 0 10 2 30/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Binge and Purge
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   21 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Body of John Wilkes Booth
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Droid
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
7
Rats
Thrower
6 2 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Dodge, Block, Accurate
 -st 22 2 8 0 2 1 35/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
8
Big News II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   18 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Texan Book of the Dead
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   15 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Monster Trucks
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   21 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Animal Farm
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Big News I
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Guard, Side Step
   19 0 8 0 1 2 36/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
13
Escape from the Prison Planet
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle
   15 1 3 0 1 0 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: gjopie Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (10/6/7) |TD Diff:7 (30 - 23) |Cas Diff:-9 (25/16/3 - 34/13/6)
Last Opponent: Core Brigade