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Keybler Smackaroni
P [L] Wood Elf

In the spirit of capitalism, the Keybler(misspelled for trademark reasons)Wood Elves decided to branch out into Italian food. Pasta, being easy to make, was their first goal.

With a little elfin majik, they attempted their first go at it. Mixing in their sweet glazes and fudgey short breads with the gooey pasta doughs, herbs, a pinch of dark-matter and salt, they created a monstrosity that changed their lives forever.

Upon combination, the pasta concoction released a noxious fume twisting their home tree to a now living critter named Peck Peck while warping their elf brains.
From that point on they decided to forget about their crappy-tasting cookies and stupid commercials. Now the raving lunatics drool for the blood and the sport and desire to make everything bloody pulp for their twisted recipes.

They also can't stop thinking about pasta in the shape of little spikey footballs...

Peck Peck is still uprooting also...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chocolate Majik Stix
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Grip-per
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Snapp Shortbreader
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Moat Meal
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Fudgey
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Sandey
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Vienny Finger
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
E.L. Grudge
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Middles Mint
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Dark Stripe
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Ernest Killer
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: KaiserSosane Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)