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Stupidity at 2500 FPS
Retired [B] High Elf

On the shelf for years, these elves came out of retirement to win or die: Entering BBB CLXII pinkslip style: Either win the brawl or retire in shame. Zed's Soul Experience (Fling) taught us the error of our ways in the second round.




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RaceTeamsBWRBBR
Chaos Dwarf105152.68152.44
Chaos97153.30153.01
Orc76150.05150.69
Nurgle74153.98154.49
Dwarf67153.98150.88
Undead61153.24150.70
Chaos Pact59152.39151.47
Dark Elf54154.25148.51
Skaven54153.60149.13
Amazon51155.20149.02
Necromantic50153.88152.05
Lizardman47154.60149.81
Khemri47155.15150.94
Wood Elf47154.73149.05
Human46152.02149.82
Norse36152.51149.24
Elf23152.72147.35
Underworld22151.29146.07
Slann20152.75143.42
Vampire20156.84149.01
High Elf16150.88150.68
Goblin9149.33149.88
Ogre8148.30150.23
Halfling5153.91140.10

No one is playing High Elves in the box, and their stats indicate that they suck. The table shows the racial breakdown of active box teams at the team's creation. High elves have a worse BWR than everyone except ogres, gobilns and orcs (and a few days later it was worse than everyone expect Goblins!). Even humans, flings and underworld have a better BWR than High Elves. What gives? It seems stupid to play High Elves in the box. Perhaps even stupidity at 2500 FPS...



Lawn Mower + Carpet
Aerosol Can + Barbecue Grill
Rocket Powered Drying Rack
Creme Fraiche + Lawn Mower
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Waterbed + Needle
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass, Safe Throw
+AG, Dodge
   9 16 0 0 1 2 28/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
2
Coke + Bullet
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   9 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Coke + Chainsaw
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   9 2 4 0 1 0 16/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
FIshbowl + Wrecking Ball
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
+ST, Block
   8 4 2 0 4 2 28/ 160k
(90+70)k
  
5
Egg + Baseball Bat
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Mighty Blow, Block
   9 0 4 0 2 0 16/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
6
Lighter + Bullet + Candle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Strip Ball
   8 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Wrecking Ball + Red Cabbage
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Cake + Fireworks
Lineman
6 3 4 8   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Paint + FIreworks
Lineman
5 3 4 8 -ma, m 8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(0)k
  
10
Indoor Fireworks
Lineman
6 4 4 7
+ST
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 120k
(0)k
  
11
Watermelon + Fireworks
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Microwave + Red Wine
Lineman
6 3 3 8 -ag, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
17
Xavier Grottyfield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Edward Vilefire
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (4/1/4) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:-8 (11/2/3 - 11/12/1)
Last Opponent: Soul Experience