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PropellaHeadz
Roster [L] Goblin






Twiggy Squarepantz
The team was originally founded by Twiggy Squarepantz, a local fraudster and alcoholic, who has done nothing but cheat and drink heavily in "everyorc's favourite Pub", Lonely Goblin. After the pub established their team for the WCS competition, but excluded Twiggy from it due to his massive alcohol abuse (even by Goblin standards), he decided to form his own team („I'm gonnaz form me ownz team, you bast*!?dz !!!“).
Which he did. At least he thinks so, as sometimes, when he regains consciousness after a heavy drinking, he finds himself on a pitch among a bunch of armored players bashing each others heads and fighting for a ball, or something.




Twiggy Squarepantz
*** Season 3***
The PropellaHeadz are winner of the Badlands Season 3 Ralph Hinkley Memorial Trophy due to a memorable 1TTD action by Izigor Splat, Kryak Blurryeyes and Amok Krackbone!



*** Season 2, Game 5 ***
Maimfist Maniorx 2:0 PropellaHeadz

We hired Nobbla to replace Mr. Pringles for that game, but instead of sacking the Maniorx' ball carrier, he fell over his own feet during a blitz. Lying on the ground, foul champion Crash Cooper gave him the rest, sending him into the dugout for the rest of the game.


*** Season 2, Game 4 ***
Prone Boot Kings 0:1 PropellaHeadz

Mr. Pringles was everywhere. In his debut game he knocked out 2 orcs (including the King´s leader Bim'Bula Awzom), seriously
injured another orc and crippled a veteran Blitzer (-ST).
Also, he survived several hard tackles by the orcs, so he´s got to
take a little rest next game. You deserve it, Mr. Pringles!


*** Season 2, Game 3 ***
Propellaheadz 0:2 Shagga and the Stone Crows

Terrible game.
Ripper throws Squiggy into retirement.


*** Season 2, Game 2 ***
Baddaz Bazzaz Badboyz 0:2 PropellaHeadz

We win! Woohoo!


*** Season 2, Game 1 ***
Shadowland Clan 3:0 PropellaHeadz

We loose. Meh.






TopName#
GamesUnder my swung propella
27
Completions (2)Piggy Slimesqueeze
1
Touchdowns (20)Izigor Splat
4
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (28)X.E.Cuter
11
Most Valuable Player (26)X.E.Cuter
Amok Krackbone
Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)
2
Star Player Points (248)X.E.Cuter
32
Passing (14)Rollin´Baconfist
2
Rushing (591)Izigor Splat
57
Blocks (648)X.E.Cuter
139
Fouls (85)Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)
19
Scoring Thrower
Blocking Thrower
Blocking ScorerNuzegk Dreadcut
1
Triple
All-rounder









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Mr. Pringles
Unfortunately there are no tickets left for the remainder of the season.
The word has gotten around that Mr. Pringles, the PropellaHeadz' Looney, has been struggling with the proper handling of his chainsaw. Instead of cutting his opponents into pieces he is more often occupied with keeping the saw out of his own face (with modest success). This was received with great pleasure among the fans, who don't want to miss the day when he accidentally beheads himself, which is why the tickets went like hotcakes.




Loola Lipstick
Currently, the PropellaHeadz only have one (unofficial) Cheerleader, Loola Lipstick, former Miss Badlands.
The team can't afford to hire her at the moment, so Loola is cheering for free (as she has secretly fallen for a team member), much to the delight of the fans.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
X.E.Cuter
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On
   28 0 0 0 11 3 37/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Amok Krackbone
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
 -ag 28 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Under my swung propella
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block
   29 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
4
Mr. Pringles (Angry Pepper)
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dirty Player
   13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
5
Piggy Halfbrain
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Piggy Slimesqueeze
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Porcellus Spikehead
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Rollin´Baconfist
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Izigor Splat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
   13 0 5 0 0 1 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
10
Nuzegk Dreadcut
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   28 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Hodor Bloodynose
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Ghrux Xuguth
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Rizza Bombdog
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   21 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Flirr Giblatah
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: dabassman Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1270k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (4/7/19) |TD Diff:-26 (22 - 48) |Cas Diff:-50 (44/16/2 - 69/33/10)
Last Opponent: Nehekhara Parousia