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Roster [S] Squig Herders

This was my last game on fumbbl.

My 8th game in a row where I roll more snake eyes than I can count. And snake eyes in places where I need 2+.


Leap on 2+ with re-roll fall and stunned. Vital GFI to blitz or vital Wild Animal roll before a blitz.

Sure, that happens. It MUST happen from time to time. It's a game of dice and chance after all.

But not 4-5 times every game.

I just had Really stupid fail on 1's 4 turns out of 5. And 2 of those turns in spite of re-rolls I used.

I succeed just under 50% of the Go For It I make. Again 2+ here, no blizzard or whatever.

Then there are the blocks, which aren't as many as normal players get, since I've made a turn-over half way through. How often do YOU see TRIPLE SKULL? That's right, I'm not just a magnet for 1's but skulls also love me.

All this would be tolerable if the opponent had the same bad luck. Sure the game would be less fun when noone could score a goal but at least it would be the same for both players.
But no, my opponent 1 die blocks my guy with Dodge AND Block... guess what. Yep, POW. Not just once neither but on about 75% of the dice.
Then he gets careless and because of Frenzy he has 2 dice against him, no problem, he just rolls 2 POWs and makes yet another casualty.

I complained/whined (in game) about this so called random dice generator that seems to hate me. My opponent wrote, AND I QUOTE:

"I thought you were exaggerating, until now..." (He wrote that just as my blitzer tried to Dodge on 3+ and killed himself.

Sure, it happens... but it seems to happen TO ME all the time and that just ruins the game.

Let me know when you wanna play IRL even I don't have that insane amount of 1's IRL.

Bye.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Main Left Ball
Squig Hopper
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
Dodge
   2 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Main Right Ball
Squig Hopper
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Juggernaut, Leap, Pro, Sprint, Two Heads, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Minor Left Ball
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(75+0)k
  
4
Minor Right Ball
Squig
4 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
 -ma 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(75+0)k
  
5
Ball Juice
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(75+0)k
  
6
Ball Sweat
Squig
5 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Juggernaut, Leap, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Really Stupid, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 75k
(75+0)k
  
7
Fodder 1
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Fodder 2
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Fodder 3
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Fodder 4
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Fodder 5
Squig Herder
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
12
Fodder 6
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Fodder 7
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Fodder 8
Squig Herder
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gentlemanplayer Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Squig Herders Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1090k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (2 - 3) |Cas Diff:2 (4/0/1 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: This aint a team fer the meek