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Learn Fast or Die Trying
Retired [S] Goblin Cheaters

An eager team, Learn Fast or Die Trying is here to make it's mark.

Unfortunately, the team isn't very capable, which shows clearly in their standings, scores and morale.


The team has been going through very rough times, and has
lost all hope of getting any kind of good results anywhere in the future.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hosed
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
Skrewd
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Krunk
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
 n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
4
Major Injury
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step
   6 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 75k
(55+20)k
  
5
Bootlicker
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
8
Coily Airhead
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
+AG
 -ag, m 5 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 115k
(0)k
  
10
Gruggnash Eyesnot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 40k
(0)k
  
13
Mister Mean
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Da Mad Nose
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Harkag Lordgoblin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Guard
   6 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Nowhereman Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 775k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (0/2/4) |TD Diff:-8 (2 - 10) |Cas Diff:-16 (5/4/1 - 13/9/4)
Last Opponent: Bond Villains