...that Bokito I had quite a dramatic performance? During his first match he got seriously injured early 2nd half. When he recovered from his injury he immediately got killed in turn 1 by a fellow Silverback from Tots n' Ham Hotspur. 140k investment down the drain after a mere 10 turns... It took the team an entire season to save enough funds to replace him and hire Bokito II.

...after 30 games, Blijdorp's 'biggest' victory still was only 2-0? Sad but true. But the team was still dreaming of bananas. And also of a big walk over match. Their motto: "Always keep on dreaming!". And then it happened... in match #31 against Helloo's Elf C Utrecht Blijdorp won with 4-0.

...Pierre van Hooijdonk is Blijdorp's own version of a 'stat freak'? Rolled +AG and +MA, and currently holds stats of 6348. In other words: A simple dark elf lineman.... but still very special to us humble apemen.

...Blijdorp's arch rivals are 1860 München? In the direct matchups we have a 1/1/2 record. What's worse: We ended directly behind them three tournaments in a row (conf. south 24, league cup 24 and league two 25). In league one 26 we finally got or revenge and beat them 2-1.

...Julio Ricardo Cruz was born as a simple Bonobo but desperately wanted to become a Gorilla? He spent hours in the gym doing muscle training and in the apothecary taking steroids. After gaining +ST he broke his leg on purpose to gain -MA and mimic the Gorilla's slow movement. But when he tried some dangerous tricks to gain -AG, it backfired and he got another -MA. The poor lad.

...there is a sister team in the Secret League Open? In the three first seasons Bokito hit and maimed many opponents. But that did not satisfy his blood thirst in the least! Bokito started a second team in the Secret League Open division to get more CAS opportunities and more fun.

...no one actually knows what the 'B' in the logo stands for? Bokito? Banana? Blijdorp? Blood? Bonobo? Bite wounds? Bone fractures? Biodiversity?

...apothecaries know nothing of the ape body? They simply didn't learn it at medicine school. Whatever you do, never ever try to cure a permed ape, because the apo will just kill him in the process. We tried to cure a perm/kill 5 times in season 24. Three of them ended up in a 'kill', one in '-1AV' and one in '-1MA'.

...apes are real money makers? With their extra arms they manage to pick every single coin out of the pockets of the spectators. Blijdorp's winnings in season 24: 60k-60k-60k-60k-70k-80k-60k.

...that after a poor match against BCB Orcmund, the tabloids blamed Medon for bad coaching? Medon took no responsibility at all, but instead pointed at scapegoats Giovanni van Bronckhorst and Robin van Persie as the ones to blame. The crowd believed Medon and fed the poor players the jungle lions.

...around match #30 the team had an all-time slowness record, and were just as slow as dwarves? The team carried a total of 7 -MA injuries with them. The 11 players in the base defensive squad had an average movement of 4.8 (!). In preparation of the match against Elf C Utrecht some slow players were fired and fast players hired, boosting the average MA to 5.3.

...coach Medon used to head the wood elf team PSV Enthoven? His switch to rivals Blijdorp was not smiled upon by the Enthoven fans at all. Several attempts on Medon's life were made by angry nut trees. As to date, Medon does not dare to walk in a forest without Helmut Wulf as body guard. Quite a handicap if your whole team actually lives in the jungle.