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<center><table><tr><td> Leningrad Cowboys are currently celebrating their anniversary birthday. The only problem is that no one knows how many years it has been since the Saga started. There are some indications that back in 1379 two Siberians called Tonau (the Russian equivalent of Don) Maedo and Tonau Sacce actually walked from north Siberia to Alaska in the winter when the water was frozen. They met some Alaskans and were given some food and deep understanding of the human nature. Spring came and they continued south to reach Morro Bay in California to become the first Europeans to discover America, prior to Christopher Columbus. The two Dons' conducted some scientific research, and all they could find was some yellow unknown metal in the California mountains and some muddy, black fluid shooting up from the ground. As they could find no use for either of these (in comparison to the clear spring water of their home village, which they used for beer and vodka production) they decided that A merica was inhabitable and not fit for Cowboys---America was doomed to be poor. The two Dons' returned to Siberia and happily decided to concentrate to develop the Leningrad Cowboys family and music. All of the valuable family documents were unfortunately destroyed in the hazardous Vodka floods of 1977 and only the current family members can be found in the history books. But the most important fact is that the global Leningrad Cowboys family is growing larger by every minute. And due to the latest gene-technology and highly effective Vodka mixtures, everyone can now become a happy owner of bad taste in music! All the family members wear the unique pointed shoes. People, who are lucky enough to actually catch a glimpse of the Cowboys, are always stunned by the magnificence of the shoes. Once they regain their senses, they ask all kinds of questions? What is the size of the boots ?? Somewhere between 57 and 76 Are you born with such big feet ?? Kids normally have smaller feet than adults - usually the size is only 45 at birth Are the boots the same for a lifetime of a cowboy ?? There are different boots for working and for partying. Do the ladies have big feet as well ?? Yes, they are just squeezed into very small shoes. Thus the suffering look on their faces Is twisting easier with the boots ?? Everything is easier with these boots Are your tractors especially fitted to suit your boots ?? All tractors worldwide are especially manufactured under the LCFSGDÖ - standards because of our boots When you go to space and meet aliens, what do they think of the boots ?? Aliens are OK, and normally they love our boots, and want to buy them. There are also those, who want to eat them, but we don`t let them do so At The Incredible Leningrad Cowboys Show the boots do the world-famous shuffle - do they ever do the shuffle anywhere else ?? They are doing it all the time What happens if somebody else than a cowboy puts on the boots ?? No one has ever tried. Maybe he/she would get on very well in social life. At least he/she would look very rich and healthy Do you take the boots off in bed ?? Why should we ?? One of the band's visual trademarks are the hairdos. Everywhere the family member`s adventures take them, they are asked the same guestions over and over again. Are you born with the unicorn hairdo ?? Yes, we are. In the village that we come from everyone has this beautiful hair as birthright What happens to the unicorn hairdo in the shower ?? What is a shower ?? Why is the Leningrad Ladies hairdo different ?? It`s the shape of their head. They are trying to hide it with the hair Is it hard to meet girls with such a hairdo ?? Well, meeting is not hard. And it`s designed also for kissing Can I touch the unicorn ?? Try, if you dare... Who is your hairdresser ?? We don`t need one. Our hair always looks good Is the unicorn the same for each Cowboy ?? No. They all are individual personalities, which fit perfectly to one`s face Did your great-great-great-uncles Tonau Maedo and Tonau Sacce also have unicorn hairdos ?? Yes, but in those days men were made of steel and the hair of timber Are your space helmets especially fitted for your hairdos ?? No, a normal 60 litre aquarium will do just fine. You need to fry the fish first, however !! What is the size of your hat ?? A good cowboy never wears a hat !! </td></tr> <tr><td> Great past players:<br> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=968474">Nikolai, The wannabe Minotaur</a> </tr></td> </table> </center> |
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
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Beastman
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Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle |
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