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Retired [R] Halfling


Wafer-thin Mints - Snotre Dame 3-0
Besides from the pythonesque name - the mints did nothing really hilarious in this past game. The elves dodged like elves do and after an early casualty on Ogre Charlie the ogres simply couldnt get enough force unto the field. Some attempts were made to score but Snotre Dame really suck. The Bone-Heads got two rerolls due to fans and coaching and got the ball to Ogres twice and still couldn't move forward. The lack of break tackle was obvious (stupid Frank picking strong arm). Eros killed a guy but the elves took revenge and crunched his chest. Two snots got flung into elf heads - no harm made (upon the opponents at least..). Finally Dennis leveled up and got agile enough to bend down inbetween the times his head fails him. Pathetic game by Snotre Dame once more and a fair result for both teams.

by Snotto von Bismarck
The up-coming game between Reassemling Skeletons and Snotre Dame will probably be a one side story regarding the final score. Snotre Dame simply sucks and the players can't even make use of an advantage if they so was alone on the pitch. Worse will be the facts that strength really won't be a decissive factor in this game.

It's a no brainer on the main results but it gets more interesting when it comes to the cas-results. The mummies will die - or at least be removed from the pitch. It's a simple fact. But will they take an ogre with them? The Snotre Dame Apothecary Dr. Ogrelovah says he wont let that happend. "I'd rather poison every snot on the team than to have to see one of our perfect ogres come to harm"

Marsnot Wallström recommends:
Reassembling Skeleton wins -1.01
A mummy gets badly hurt or worse and does not regenerate - 2.50
A player is killed - 1.60
Into Eros
Being the top-fouler of the team as well as the only snotling who ever leveled he is the hottest snot of our time. But still, he is sort of an enigma. What motivates him and how long will he be around?

How does it feel to kick on someone already on the ground? It must be special?

Yeah, but I try to focus on the head. If I hit the head theres a good chance his brains will spill out on the floor

Are there times you fear the ref?

No... He should fear me. If he ever lays down - he dies (Eros stomps a snotling kid who asks for an autograph - and fractures its arm)

In an old interview, you said you'd never die, but your armour is still only a AV5. Are you going to die - eventually?

I do not worry much about death. Look at our team! We have met big mean guys and no one has even wounded a snot aside from Badly hurt. The real danger are the Ogres. They have thrown me before and they'd likely do it again. But I'm a sneaky git. They'll never catch me.. I hope..

Thank you for your time!

Could you just pick that up? I just dropped...

Sure! Nice to be of service

(Eros badly hurts the Snotre Dame News Journalist with a stomp from his boot)


Eros Ramasnotti. A sneaky coward.
Eros Ramasnotti suffered an injury late last game. First comments from the apothecary states that "I dont really care about no snot, but since it was late in the game and my payment slightly increases if I actually do something, I gave him a quick check up. He'll survive but with a ribcage like that - you'll hear him when he comes running. But since he's all cowardly fighting unconcious opponents it likely won't harm his game" Eros himself wont give any interviews but his personal PR-team (yes that selfcentered prick hired someone for that) tells our sources that he still has his boots. "A ribcage injury wont matter since he's not much of a hugger".

Eros has now made 25 fouls, killing a poor elf blitzer last game. His "qualities" will probably be missed out in the next game against undead Reassemling Skeletons. But then again he is only a snot and there are a lot more where he came from. "They ought to be really scared" says the assistant fouling coach of Snotre Dame.

by Franscesco Snotti
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Håkansson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
2
Fransson
Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
3
Göransson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Biffen
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Tussilago
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Räväcklet
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   1 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
7
Gutedödaren
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Hästfläskarn
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Aftonrosan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Funkafoben
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Guleböjen
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Agust kroon
Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
13
Dongelkungen
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Äppelpaj
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Fidde Faxalot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Gudmund Brokelind
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Frylen Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 930k (±90) Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:0 (2/0/0 - 0/2/0)
Last Opponent: Ben Dover FC