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Mice in top hats
Retired [B] Skaven










About the Mice:

Just some box rats I grew overly fond of.

Results great and small:

No titles so far, only box matches.



In honor of those who gave their life, health and youth for the team. Our win rate would not be the same without you.
Eb MiglerSkull fractured in a fight with a treeman, currently employed in a clan Skryre-owned paper factory.
Judd LorenzenMurdered by the troll Cralark.
Vivacious HenryHead cracked by an overeager goblin, currently in an assisted living institution.
Element of Good WillNeck broken by a Khemri blitz-ra, still engaged in legal battle over compensation.
Elliot ChambersKilled by the same blitz-ra. Charges have been filed.
Lady Sniffs UndoneCronic pains and migraines following a serious concussion.
Harrison LobbHip smashed by a rival linerat.
Kept serving with his injury for many matches until his back was ruined by the wight Liz II.
Shank SinclairPunched to death by the ogre Paddin.
Leroy FibonacchiNeck broken by the ogre Paddin. Paddin is being sued by the head coach.
Later killed by the orcs of the Angry Rhinos.
Dunc FiddlerHad his back smashed by the mummy Ed.
Lovable GeorgeNeeds leg braces after his run-in with the ghoul Nelson.
Now retired after getting punched in the head by an ogre.
Yorick GoldboneA brave journeyrat, his ankle destroyed and his carreer ended before it began by the rotter Wolfgang.
Jeoffers LorenzenKilled in his eighth game by the bloater Warrior of Affliction II.
Lord Sumptuary CardiganKilled by the chaos dwarf Itchy, with the help of an inept apothecary.
Dongerda BloomTripped and killed herself going for a game-winning defensive touchdown.
Leonard ShillsFouled to death by the zombies of the Bane of Doom.
Wells Elbridge FineBrutally slain by the halfling Projectile.
Fillon GibbsHas his ankle smashed when a tree stepped on him.
Later had his back smashed when a tomb guardian stepped on him.
Cringe PhillipsDamaged back after being attacked by some kind of alien frog-creature.
sir WhiskerbottomFouled to death by the vile hobgoblin Cheryl.
Ian ClearfireCracked his skull trying to run away from an elf. Pffft...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mickey Libertarian
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Stink Elon Rockefeller
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Princess Tammy Pipes
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Wrestle
   6 4 7 0 0 0 25/ 130k
(80+50)k
  
4
Hallicinatory Jane
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Sure Hands, Side Step
   18 13 4 0 0 2 35/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
5
Madame Shanks Elgore
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Two Heads, Wrestle, Strip Ball
   20 1 9 0 1 2 40/ 150k
(80+70)k
  
6
Droppers Courtesan
Gutter Runner
9 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+AG, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   20 7 13 0 0 3 61/ 180k
(80+100)k
  
7
Gellert von Boon
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   20 11 1 0 2 1 23/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
Silky Gilbert
Lineman
7 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Lovable George
Lineman
6 3 3 6 -ma, -av, m 16 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
  
12
Element of Good Will
Lineman
7 3 2 7 -ag 17 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
17
Albert Dirtyeagle
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Kevin Dirtyorc
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Weresquid Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1410k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (10/5/6) |TD Diff:11 (43 - 32) |Cas Diff:-48 (14/6/2 - 35/27/8)
Last Opponent: smallkosp