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Gorluk "Hard Head" and Harlok "The Hatchet" leave the meeting through
a back door. "So, wadda yu think Hatchet?" says Gorluk. "I think you
wanna watch yer mouth." Says Harlok, dragging his twisted and
disfigured leg along the floor trying to keep up with the boxer.

"That new guy really got up my nose. Just 'cause he's been making
moves on the Godfather's second cousin's sister-in-law's niece, he
thinks he's gonna get treated special like."

"Whadda you say, I can't hear you back there" shouts Gorluk.

"I says, for you to stop runnin' ahead and come back here to give me a
hand." Shouts back Harlok. "It aint easy draggin this leg round, 'specially
as I got the bullion stashed in my trousers."

"So where we goin then Hatchet? Chicago, the Big Apple or maybe even
San Francisco. I like San Francisco, the clubs, the booze, the broads and
there's always the earthquakes. Sorry, I forgot, you have enough trouble
gettin round without the ground movin as well...."

"Shud up, or I'll keep all the bullion myself. We ain't goin' to any of dose
places. I overheard the Godfather tellin the new guy that if he dus alright
in Hick Town then he's to go to Cripple's Bend to do sum business. So
that's where we're goin and set up a little welcomin committee. I'm
gonna show the Godfather that this new guy is just a two bit punk."
"I've heard'a Cripple's Bend. Isn' it some real miserable place, cold,
damp and fulla real strange people. Come to think of it Harlok, you're
gonna fit in real well there.... Ouch! There's no call to kick me like that,
that bullion's hard..."

Successful Mafia Hits:
Ulrik Firmfoot - Chaos Dwarf Blocker - 5 Games - 5 SPP - No Skills
Prowl - Chaos Beastman - 1 Games - 0 SPP - No Skills

Gangsters Killed By Riots:
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Suicidal Mobsters:
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  10 0 5 0 2 1 24/31 120k
(133)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  10 2 5 0 5 2 37/51 140k
(150)k
 
3
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  10 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(105)k
 
4
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
 
5
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  10 0 0 1 3 2 18/31 110k
(135)k
 
6
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
m 10 0 2 1 2 1 17/31 110k
(0)k
 
7
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  10 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 70k
(75)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(115)k
 
9
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  10 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 90k
(115)k
 
10
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  10 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(105)k
 
11
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  9 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 70k
(75)k
 
12
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(95)k
 
13
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
14
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bardurnon Re-Rolls (80k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/4/1) |TD Diff:6 (13 - 7) |Cas Diff:15 (18/6/4 - 7/5/1)
Last Opponent: Blue Nile BBC