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We'll kick down your door
Retired [R] Norse

A mass of well-oiled muscles, tight leather straps, and wel-kempt beards (some well-cultivated body hair all over the place in the case of the Yhetee and the Ulfwerenars), WE'LL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR is a band of private entertainers. Their goal is to get close to you. They'll dance for you, as long as you make sure there are enough drinks and snacks available.

Their full name is actually...

WE'LL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR... WITH SEXY!

They're cheap.
They're sexy.
They're eager.

What more could a man want?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Berserker
6 4 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+ST
  3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 140k
(90+50)k
 
5
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge
  8 1 3 0 0 0 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
6
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
+MA
  8 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(90+30)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
-ma, m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Fend
  7 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 90k
(50+40)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Fend
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
15
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
16
Snow Troll
5 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow
  8 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Eczemabeard Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (1/3/4) |TD Diff:-6 (7 - 13) |Cas Diff:5 (7/7/6 - 7/5/3)
Last Opponent: Life’s Little Victims