2017-01-27 03:16:51
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Last night, Coach Badpublicity had his first Division rival game, and due to this we have called for a press conference to evaluate the first 4 games of the season, We have brought Coach Badpublicity, General Manager Bo Brady, and star player Marvin Jones, who all will available for questions.
Start of the press conference was all about keeping fans quiet, since they all were chanting, Legion, Legion, Legion.
Bo Brady using his training voice, SHUT UP PEOPLE!!!
Lets get on with the questions.:
journalist from Norden Tribunal.: We are all surprised by the start, going 3-0-1 is a comfortable start, what do you see as your explarnation for this?
Bo Brady.: We been training hard, reviewing our playbook, and having a high elf team as sparring partner have really shown the team how we want em to play, and the guys have been great taking these instructions onto the pitch.
Journalist from DLE News.: you had one loss, why were you not able to win your grudge match against Buccaneers?
Badpublicity.: Typical of you the media to spin this joyous occasion into something negative, but lets answer it, We met the suckaneers at a bad time, being frustated about their bounty on our players, we tried to hurt em physically, instead of dodging around them, this was clearly a mistake, but a lesson learned, and we hope to meet them again in the playoff, where we beat em last year, and intend to do it again this season, should we both qualify.
Journalist from Norden tribunal.: you had your first Division match this evening, and you won it 2-0 you must be happy about this? the fans are talking about the interception from Marvin Jones as the highlight of the game.
Badpublicity.: we are exstatic about the win, showing the division we mean business, also due to Fischers great start we almost had to win to still be a contender for the playoff, but lets get Marvin up here to tell about the game from his point of view.
Marvin Jones, I just did at I was told, keep Mohamed Sanu under control, and so i did, I got a bit intimidated when Karl Malone came to back him up, you know he´s not so Tiny, but i dodged him, him being big and slow i saw his punches comming a mile away, so i kept my spot near Sanu and when the pass came, I saw my chance to get in between Malone and Sanu and catch the ball, im so happy about my first interception for the team.
Journalist from DLE News.: Next game will be against the Rangers who are still undefeated, how do you see this game, as the bookmakers got them as a slight favorit.
Badpublicity.: You AGAIN? Many things can happend before our game, they have to meet the Greenskins first, and even if greenskins is 1-0-2 we see em as a dangerous opponent, being the most powerfull team in the division, we are clearly hoping for a couple of injuries for the Rangers and this can change the odds, we have not let in a TD in the last two games, and we feel like we can take anyone on at the moment, tell you damn bookie that ILL personally will bet on us!
This is all folks, we have to prepare for the next game, looking a video, from the last three ranger games, prepare a tactic and try to get people onto the mental zone so we will beat the Rangers.
People start singing.: Cheer cheer cheer, thank god we are not a Suckaneer, cheer cheer cheer, they drink piss and not beer, Cheer cheer cheer we will make them wish they never were here!