2017-04-08 11:41:56
8 votes, rating 5.6
Coach Badpublicity enters the room with a new face by his side..
Fans are stunned not to see Bo Brady who usually handles Press conferences.
Badpublicity.: Welcome to our pressconferen, we would like to start with announcing that we have fired our GM Bo Brady, due to him smoking to much halfling weed.. (crowd goes uneasy and reporters start raising their hands for questions)
We have replaced him with the man you see b4 your eyes. A former Headhunter, we call him Bullroarer, or the Bull for short.
Reporter from Norden Tribunal.: I thought that every one on the Legion team smoked halfling weed, so why did that become a problem?
Badpublicity.: Yes it came to our attention, that Bo Brady did not only smoke it himself, he also sold it to our players, this is maybe the reason why our results lately as been a bit up and down. From this day no one will smoke halfling weed on the Legion team.
Reporter from Norden Tribunal.: Where am i supposed to get my halfling weed then? eeerhm i mean, where has Bo Brady gone to?
Badpublicity.: We dont know, and we dont care, what we care about is the Bull is a great substitute, and we expect great things from him, he already had a big hand in getting us a monster deal for the Darkwing pick, and for this we salute him!
Report from DLE news.: You lost you last game, what are your view on the game?
Badpublicity.: Im starting to see why Bo Brady always talked ill of you, i think we lost due to all the commotion around firing a GM and hiring a new, also players had to get used to now getting there halfling weed, also Dick Butkiss may he rest in peace, can no longer perform his woodoo Hoodoo, also we were without 2 key players in Josh Chapman, and Andre Branch, but all in all these are bad excuses, and we must give credit to manticores who played a solid match.
Reporter from Norden Today.: This question is for The Bull, what do you think you can tribute with?
The Bull.: Everything, i will have a finger in most deals, but also tactics, im really happy this oppotunity arrived and will do my very best to make fans and players forgot Bo Brady, also I dont smoke Halfling weed, but I cannot answer more question, im of to do an assignment. bye for now.
Reporter from DLE News.: Next game is against the Universe, and even if they lost 3 players last game they still have a fantastic team, how do you see your chances against them?
Badpublicity.: We will go high, go low, dodge, block, and hopefully break some skin, we will do anything to win!
Fans.: Cheer cheer cheer, Thank got we are not a univers or a suckaneer! since they drink piss and not BEER! We will make both teams DISSAPEAR!
( Badpublicity leaves the room while fans are chanting )