Fumbbl has been experiencing problems with the proxy servers and the website over the past week. This is not news, so why am I blogging about it you ask?

I'll tell you why - because there is a sinister conspirocy at work here. It may be uncomfortable to confront these issues, but when was blood bowl ever comfortable? The cause of Fumbbl's recent problems is not overheated hardware or a "move" by Christer to a new undisclosed location.

Agent Voorn has been monitoring Christer's whereabouts and has reported back that he never moved at all!!
And that recent fundraiser to buy new cooling towers? Agent Thorpe has contacted all the hardware companies in the greater Stockholm area that sell cooling towers. And do you know what he found? NO SUCH PURCHASES WERE MADE BY A "CHRISTER" IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS.

Where does that leave us? There is only one other possibility. Cyanide has been hacking Fumbbl in advance of the launch of their blood bowl game. They managed to even shut it down for that three month "moving" period, and Christer has been forced to purchase sophisticated anti-hacking equipment with the recent cash surge from the donations. But it hasnt been enough. Cyanide has the backing of the corporations and the government. Their overall motives are not entirely clear yet, but I'm sure they are sinister. After all, this is a company named after a known POISON. Look it up.

Crazy you want to say. Impossible. But you know, deep down in that special place where you hide your darkest secrets, that what I say is true.

I'm sure that they will be coming for me soon. That may be then at the door this very minute. Its too late for me. But I urge you to rise up, seek the truth, and aid Christer before its too late for us all.