For those bemoaning the lack of elfball entries on the tournament schedule, look no further than tonights matchup between the Blood Red Dragons and Pigstar-69's Hogs can Fly! The Dragons have hired an assassin, and Pigstar (the wood elf coach, I might add) has called the assassin a "queer".

Said Purplegoo, "The Blood Red Dragons are my favorite team of all time and have led me to to change my views on the coolness of dark elves."

On the other hand, we have Hogs Can Fly, a classless, fluffless wood elf team. The only thing good about wood elves is the squishy sound they make when they die.

While Borgen and Pigstar-69 were actually teammates at the NAF World Cup, rumors of a falling out between them spread quickly after the tournament. Rijssiej, another NAF World Cup team mate, had this to say "I believe they had a falling out because Pigstar simply could not match Borgen's brilliance on the field, and felt that he was outshining Pigstar, the team captain."

Whatever the cause, there is sure to be bad blood on the pitch tonight. The only thing the two can agree to is that they want to smash PeteW up so badly in the final (if he makes it there) than Hannah will barely recognize her father.

I wish I could tell you the time of the game, but that gutless Pigstar needed to get permission from his wife before he could set a time. However, it should be around 19:00 or so bbtime.

See you on the pitch!