In response to Bullroarer4 creating a team of heroes, I have done nothing. It was only when I looked at that team's bio that my metaphorical panties got all in a twist. How it it that cheaters can never prosper? As such I am now on a quest to prove those "heroes" wrong!
As a first step, I have officially sponsored a player on that team. This is important, because I secretly made sure that the "hero" in question was morally corrupt enough to throw the game when going up against me. But this is only the first step!

This is a call to all of Fumbbl! We must prove that is a sacred haven for cheaters! I call upon you all to sponsor one of these glorious cheaters and to help prove that cheaters will forever prosper.

In order to sponsor a player, send me these things:
Player name and position
Player bio
Player picture

By sponsoring a player you will also be called on to aid in the player's growth (I will PM you for input come time to skill them up).

Kill a pixel! Sponsor a cheater!