So, this is the 3rd instalment from the TT league im in, following the trials of my team, Ultra Violence.
Enjoy, or dont. ;)


The Worlds Edge team bus had a flat en route to the neutral stadium, giving the coach of the Violence some time to ponder how to stop an Orc cage.
The Edge were bolstered by two journeymen and a Merc thrower to replace their injured fellas while the Violence had an unchanged roster.
A disappointing amount of fans followed the Elves to the game, most were favouring the underwear party being held at the Ann Summers Arena, as the club tried to scrape funds for some new blood.
Mickey was however awarded an MVP pre game in recognition of his ability to learn to kick the ball Confused
With the formalities done, the Violence set up to kick off.
With his new role as Kicker, Mickey placed a well aimed kick into the far corner area and managed to land bang in the middle …
For the early part of the half the Orcs caged and rolled up field living up to their name K.O ing an elf a turn as the Violence tried to pick off the corners. A new tactic was needed as the violence wouldnt be able to continue at this rate of losses.
The head coach then employed a risky tactic that he later shared, was told to him by a Bretonnian. RUN AWAY!
With very little left to punch the Orcs pushed on, Ricky the Gobbo broke down field, to get into scoring position with "Bullet Tooth" hot on his heels.
The crowd were getting to their feet in anticipation of a pass, only to watch the Merc thrower who's unfamiliarity with the team became aparant as he spilled the ball. Mickey the kicker recovered and threw the ball out to to Turkish who broke for the endzone, Dougie "The Head" tried to break a tackle and run some covering interference only to trip and break a nail signaling the end of her game.
Turkish cruised into the endzone giving the Violence 1-0 lead at half time.
The Violence broke out a battered play book for the start of the 2nd, and went for set up Heavy left, or the "widezone blitz", with the ball shooting into the sky from the kick, the flaw here was very aparant, The elves were on the wrong side of the pitch, but with the ball hanging in the air, Franki managed to get under it, completely out on her own, in a widezone, with no coverage, in front of orc blitzers…….she quickly got behind her lines and threw the ball to Boris"The Blade" who ran in for the score. 2-0 Violence.
The next set up out of the book, was defensive play "lets rush em". Confident that Mickey would get this kick spot on, the set up was quite high. Coach Zy was seen shaking his head as Mickey "THE KICKER" booted the ball into the crowd with a big grin on his face..he hasn't quite grasped his new role yet…
The ball was then handed to Ricky, the Edges gobbo who was launched by bruno the troll, deep into the violence half, with an awesome display of agility Ricky landed an ran in for the score, 2-1 Violence….The orc Fans went wild and the Elf fans couldnt believe their eyes. Was the comeback on???
A more even offensive line was then used by the big V, after the earlier near catastrophe, Franki picked up from the kick off, (literaly) as she face palmed off an Orc blitzer who had made it through the the Elf offensive line, it seemed every elf wanted to get on the score sheet now, as they left her no cover.
Bruno the troll tried to lay waste to Sal, but the huge monster only managed to go and injure himself in the process, The Edge had to call upon the apothecary to save this one..
A nice running and passing play opened up in front of Franki, she ran forward, Tommi then shouted to her, to hand the ball over, Tommi then realised she didnt want to damage her French manicure and dropped the ball as Franki handed it over.
The crowd drew a big gasp as it was now clear that the Edge could tie this up.
The ball on the ground…….A blitzer in the open…….A merc thrower needing to gain some face after messing up a scoring play in the first half………….but this is BloodBowl, its pretty much obvious whats going to happen next.
The thrower ran forward and picked up the ball right from under the nose of Tommi, who was in a blazing row with Franki over "priorities"(being that her French manicure wasnt more important than contributing to a match)……Anyhow the thrower then dodged away and went for it, …………SCORE!…..just kidding ;) , he slipped on Tommi's lip gloss and left the field on a stretcher,
Franki barged past Tommi and recovered the ball from the mud and rushed a massive 18 yds for the td 3-1 Violence, and the end of the game.
Rumours are flooding out of the Ultra Violence camp about disharmony, between coach, team and fans, as they struggle for funds to strengthen their squad…
Watch this space …..Cool