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2012-06-28 08:41:14
37 votes, rating 5.3
37 votes, rating 5.3
Interesting Experiment
In real life I am a chef.
One of the few benefits to the job is meeting, and working with, people from all over the world and from all cultures. Sort of like FUMBBL but with less fouling and more swearing.
The other day I was talking to two of my co-workers, one was from Pakistan, the other from Jamaica. We were discussing goat meat.
As the Pakistani told me about his recipe for a goat curry, the Jamaican piped up, "That ain't no curry goat, mon! I'll show you GREAT curry goat!"
The Pakistani chef replied, "That crap's not a real curry! And it's Goat Curry not Curry Goat!"
So, we had a goat cook-off, with the other staff the judges.
In the end, it was a draw, the only winners our stomachs!
But, it gave me an idea!
I shall decide who is greatest!
I shall create two (mostly - gotta have a minotaur!) all-beastmen chaos teams and let you, my fellow FUMBBLers decide the winner!
Given that I am not the greatest of coaches, I play almost exclusively in THE BOX (dum-da-dum-dum!) and I build and play teams the way I want to (usually strangely and more well-rounded), the outcome should be easy to find.
The first team destroyed is the loser. I define 'destroyed' as every original member dead! I won't retire anyone in these teams for any reason! I will just re-buy a II or III or IV...
EDIT:
Oops, I forgot to include the teams:
So here I present Goat Curry! and Curry Goat!
If you're drawn against them in the Box, please help decide their fate!
One of the few benefits to the job is meeting, and working with, people from all over the world and from all cultures. Sort of like FUMBBL but with less fouling and more swearing.
The other day I was talking to two of my co-workers, one was from Pakistan, the other from Jamaica. We were discussing goat meat.
As the Pakistani told me about his recipe for a goat curry, the Jamaican piped up, "That ain't no curry goat, mon! I'll show you GREAT curry goat!"
The Pakistani chef replied, "That crap's not a real curry! And it's Goat Curry not Curry Goat!"
So, we had a goat cook-off, with the other staff the judges.
In the end, it was a draw, the only winners our stomachs!
But, it gave me an idea!
I shall decide who is greatest!
I shall create two (mostly - gotta have a minotaur!) all-beastmen chaos teams and let you, my fellow FUMBBLers decide the winner!
Given that I am not the greatest of coaches, I play almost exclusively in THE BOX (dum-da-dum-dum!) and I build and play teams the way I want to (usually strangely and more well-rounded), the outcome should be easy to find.
The first team destroyed is the loser. I define 'destroyed' as every original member dead! I won't retire anyone in these teams for any reason! I will just re-buy a II or III or IV...
EDIT:
Oops, I forgot to include the teams:
So here I present Goat Curry! and Curry Goat!
If you're drawn against them in the Box, please help decide their fate!
Comments
Posted by koadah on 2012-06-28 08:52:22
Curry Goat FTW!
Posted by h0lydiver on 2012-06-28 09:00:17
Goat Curry is vastly superior.
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-06-28 09:47:03
Minos are just big goats anyway. =D
Posted by jarvis_pants on 2012-06-28 10:07:26
Goat Curry Is Over Powered! Needs Nerf!
Posted by mayhemzz22 on 2012-06-28 11:09:49
Goat curry Goat curry!!!!!! diced meat is better than on the bone!
Posted by harvestmouse on 2012-06-28 11:26:55
Nice read.
Posted by minenbonnie on 2012-06-28 12:25:21
Go Go Goat Curry!
Posted by cowhead on 2012-06-28 12:30:08
This needs a poll
Posted by astrosimian on 2012-06-28 12:33:49
You can vote by playing against me and one of these teams in the Box. Think of this as a long-term vote. ;)
Posted by Garion on 2012-06-28 13:44:46
lol awesome :D
Posted by Skolopender on 2012-06-28 14:12:22
OMNOMNOM!
Posted by Dalfort on 2012-06-28 15:18:11
Rated 6 for Fluffing 2 teams with the same seasoning...
(I am for Curry Goat, Jamacian Lady who made the best in the world passed away this week. Mrs P, you are a legend! R.I.P.)
(I am for Curry Goat, Jamacian Lady who made the best in the world passed away this week. Mrs P, you are a legend! R.I.P.)
Posted by astrosimian on 2012-06-28 15:45:08
Well, Dalfort. I hope that, in Mrs. P's honour, I can coach Curry Goat to victory!
Posted by Russo on 2012-06-28 16:51:06
CURRY GOAT ALL THE WAY!!
Oh and it is Rice n' Peas not Beans and Rice!!!
Yes I know they are kidney beans but its called Rice n'Peas
Oh and it is Rice n' Peas not Beans and Rice!!!
Yes I know they are kidney beans but its called Rice n'Peas
Posted by Purplegoo on 2012-06-28 22:17:33
Mmmmmm. Goat. There are no losers here; it's all tasty. :P
Posted by spubbbba on 2012-06-28 23:42:32
This is how all important decisions should be made.
Forget penalties in Euro 2012 they should have had a FUMBBL off.
Forget penalties in Euro 2012 they should have had a FUMBBL off.
Posted by astrosimian on 2012-06-28 23:48:25
@Russo: yeah I know it's peas and rice, not beans and rice. Many, many years ago when I first had curry goat the restaurant I was in listed it as beans and rice (probably didn't want to confuse the poor whities). It wasn't until years later that I found out the difference. But it is changed in the bio!