PurpleChest denies roster leak as 145 Anniversary Cup future on a knife edge.
PurpleChest has angrily denied he had anything to do with the leaked images of his special roster that threatens to derail the beleaguered 145 Anniversary cup before it starts. " I didnnt evna want to pyla in the stuipd cup." The famously ham-thumbed typist and gravel voiced streaming supremo grumbled.
We asked 145 digital image guru,
Razmus to give us some insight on the stolen images. "I can see that PurpleChest as the living legend player seems to come with multiple skills, but I can only make out,
disturbing preference, and
thick skull, perhaps the last one could be
'excuse me are you Orson Wells?" The motive for PC allegedly leaking the images is unclear but pundits are thinking it's some form of damage limitation by letting everyone know how bad his team is before he loses.
The leaked roster is just one more blow to the already under fire 145 anniversary cup. Last week god-like player
PeteW (23) openly questioned the ages of some of the participants, top coach
Purplgoo confirmed he wasn't playing and brainbox boffin
MrCushtie used an indisputable journalistic technique known as
making things up to prove that PurpleChest and Purplegoo are in fact the same person.
"I'm not sure we can run the cup, the PR has been so bad" said spiritual leader and founder of the 145
Koadah - Just days before it is due to
start on the 18th October. "I'm not sure
Christer wants FUMBBL's good name associated with this catastrophic omnishambles"
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(Any resemblance to PurpleChest's either alive or dead is purely factual)