This is a letter I sent to the SWL admins during a season of much whining about fouls and other related nonsense. I just thought I would put it in here as it still makes me laugh.

Dear Admins,

I played beefygoodness in a Qpool match today.

He FOULED MY GHOUL!!! My Ghoul DIED! Not just any
ghoul, he was a Blodge ghoul who was a lovely blue
colour.

This made me ANGRY! And when my anger caused me to
scream out, it made my baby girl CRY! And when she
started to cry it made my other baby girl CRY!

EXCESSIVE fouling made my babies CRY!

I want beefygoodness BANNED from the SWL! He is MEAN
and perhaps UGLY and I dare say CRUEL TO KIDDIES! Why else would he go out of his way to make my babies
CRY?!?

DO SOMETHING ADMINS...DO IT NOW!

ozjesting

PS: (even though I fouled his Beast of Nurgle and
killed it...the fact that it regenerated means I
didn't foul at all)

PPS: (The above thoughts in no way reflect a serious
attitude towards beefygoodness, fouling, or my
fondness for blue ghouls...and I think the babies may
have just been hungry)