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2023

2024-12-15 09:01:07
28 votes, rating 6
Is Blood Bowl breaking you? - You are not alone.

'Blood bowl breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very skillful and the very logical and the highrollers. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry'

Ernest Hemmingway shortly after being diced by F. Scott Fitzgerald in the Celebrity Authors Blood bowl tournament, Havannah 1936. Hemmingway later described the 'blizzard of skulls' he rolled in the game to be so depressing that it sent him on a 16 day bender (a period of constant drunkenness) where he estimated that he consumed two thirds of his own bodyweight in rum every day. The photo shows Hemmingway after he had calmed down a bit, diligently writing up his match notes to send them into the 145 match review team for analysis.



Don't let Bloodbowl break you! We can help!

The 145 is Fumbbl's learning league and we can give you guidance and tips you need to slowly start to understand the game. We have a range of experienced coaches, major, minor and Black box trophy winners who help out and give advice. We also offer one to one mentoring, and we operate a league where you can play against coaches who are also new. We can offer walkthrough and training games for you, and we have a wealth of resources in the strategy library, covering such diverse topics as defensive setups, race guides and, how to avoid tilting in game. The new league has just begun so there is no better time to give it a go.

If you are not new but still struggling, then come and join the graduate league where we aim to bridge the gap between not new and good.

If you are a top coach with something to offer or just want to help us out come along!

First step for everyone is joining the 145 discord where all the good stuff happens

And if that lot still doesn't help we have a massive supply of rum :)
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Posted by DoctorMidnight on 2024-12-15 10:41:42
Excellent.
Simply EXCELLENT :)
Posted by CrisisChris on 2024-12-15 11:50:49
Absolutely true, while hitting my Sense of humour as well!
Posted by gettym on 2024-12-15 14:02:36
Nice! I bet Hemmingway was a dwarf coach (maybe orcs). Fitzgerald was definitely an elf coach.
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2024-12-15 20:14:20
Solid 6 stars!
Posted by MrCushtie on 2024-12-16 06:37:28
Wallace Stevens was the one you had to watch for. He brought griff+morg flings to a 'friendly' match with Hemingway while they were conducting preseason games for the start of their league, and trashed Hemingway's ST4 blitzer with a -ST stat bust that was insultingly rerolled by the apo into dead.

To make matters worse, that was in the third block of the game. With Stevens yelling repeated obscenities about who was the Emperor of Ice Cream while slamming the dice cup with ever greater force and volume, by T16 there were four deaths and three more career ending injuries for Hemingway's team, and he switched to Vampires ("because they're bullshit and anyone can win with them") for the season, going 0-0-12 before quitting for good and going back to playing Magic.
Posted by DoctorMidnight on 2024-12-16 14:03:00
If you guys are interested in BB History, I would recommand "Fear and Lothing in Reaikland" by Hunter Thompson - or how he and Bukowski turned a world NAF tourney into a complete mess thx to their Goblin rosters.
An insane must-read.
Posted by DoctorMidnight on 2024-12-16 14:03:47
Sorry for the typo : "Fear and Loathing in Reikland".
Posted by oryx on 2024-12-19 21:48:52
rated six for hilarity
Posted by Nightbird on 2024-12-21 03:33:39
I LOVE this! Really cool man, so very cool!