Welcome brave coaches to the Two Nations Cup, the most violent, entertaining spectacle since chainsaw juggling!

Read on for the RULEZ.

Failure to adhere to any of these RULEZ will be penalised with 3 strikes for any official team.
1st an official warning from the League Commissar
2nd points deduction
3rd ejection from the league and team dismemberment


Teams will be allocated an opponent for each round to play in a Round Robin format
Scoring will be as follows 3 points for a sensational Win, 1 for a boring Draw, 0 for getting mashed into the turf and losing
The top two teams at the end of the season will play a final match to decide the league.

Coaches should arrange a suitable time between themselves to play (you'll need to allow at least an hour)
Coaches must aim to play one tournament game per week but may rearrange if they are doing something stupid like going on holiday or getting married. After an additional week of non-play without a decent excuse coaches will forfeit matches so keep it moving people!

In a wild attempt to shorten games turns are limited to 3 minutes each after which opponents may decide to cause a turnover. So play some friendly games in the mean time and get your decision making time down.

All entrance teams must be new (NO SIMIAN TEAMS, I'm talking to you Graham) and can only play games in the Tournament. If you want to play more casual games, use another team.

All teams start with a fan factor of 0. You're all new teams and you're going to have to earn your fans!
Each team must have a 100 word bio to add flavour. Players are also encouraged to have "fluff" and history.

After each game, one of the players should submit a one paragraph summary of the game to be shared. In-character is thoroughly encouraged.

Questions, comments and queries please send to the League Commissar. Any complaints will be ignored and pleas for mercy will be met with contempt.

And remember, Have Fun Coaches and keep it on the pitch!

Round 1
Bangerz and SMASH Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves 1 1	Wasteland Wasterels Essex Undeath Society 0 0	Soteks Strikers Cannonshooters 2 0	Wardancer Academicals Ratbag's Loophole 1 2
Round 2
Bangerz and SMASH Wardancer Academicals 1 2	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Ratbag's Loophole 1 1	Wasteland Wasterels Soteks Strikers 0 2	Essex Undeath Society Sneakit's Speedballers 2 1
Round 3
Bangerz and SMASH Wasteland Wasterels 0 2	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Soteks Strikers 0 1	Cannonshooters Ratbag's Loophole 2 1	Sneakit's Speedballers Wardancer Academicals 3 2
Round 4
Bangerz and SMASH Essex Undeath Society 0 2	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Wasteland Wasterels 0 1	Cannonshooters Wardancer Academicals	Sneakit's Speedballers Ratbag's Loophole
Round 5
Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Wardancer Academicals	Wasteland Wasterels Sneakit's Speedballers	Soteks Strikers Ratbag's Loophole	Cannonshooters Essex Undeath Society
Round 6
Bangerz and SMASH Soteks Strikers	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Essex Undeath Society	Wasteland Wasterels Wardancer Academicals	Cannonshooters Sneakit's Speedballers
Round 7
Bangerz and SMASH Sneakit's Speedballers	Wasteland Wasterels Cannonshooters	Soteks Strikers Wardancer Academicals	Essex Undeath Society Ratbag's Loophole
Round 8
Bangerz and SMASH Ratbag's Loophole	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Cannonshooters	Soteks Strikers Sneakit's Speedballers	Essex Undeath Society Wardancer Academicals
Round 9
Bangerz and SMASH Cannonshooters	Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves Sneakit's Speedballers	Wasteland Wasterels Ratbag's Loophole	Soteks Strikers Essex Undeath Society

Round 1
Shadowland Slaughterers Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun 0 1	Basildon Coffin Boyz Shinigami Noters 0 1	Amethyst Brothers Blud Red Sunz 3 1	munkey munKEy MUNKEY! Stockwell Greenskins 1 0
Round 2
Shadowland Slaughterers munkey munKEy MUNKEY! 1 0	Basildon Coffin Boyz Amethyst Brothers 2 1	Shinigami Noters Blud Red Sunz 0 1	Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun Stockwell Greenskins 1 1
Round 3
Shadowland Slaughterers Shinigami Noters 0 1	Basildon Coffin Boyz Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun 1 0	Amethyst Brothers Stockwell Greenskins 0 0	munkey munKEy MUNKEY! Blud Red Sunz 1 1
Round 4
Shadowland Slaughterers Basildon Coffin Boyz 0 0	Shinigami Noters Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun 0 1	Amethyst Brothers munkey munKEy MUNKEY!	Stockwell Greenskins Blud Red Sunz 2 0
Round 5
Shadowland Slaughterers Amethyst Brothers	Basildon Coffin Boyz munkey munKEy MUNKEY!	Shinigami Noters Stockwell Greenskins	Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun Blud Red Sunz
Round 6
Shadowland Slaughterers Stockwell Greenskins	Basildon Coffin Boyz Blud Red Sunz	Shinigami Noters Amethyst Brothers	Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun munkey munKEy MUNKEY!
Round 7
Shadowland Slaughterers Blud Red Sunz	Basildon Coffin Boyz Stockwell Greenskins	Shinigami Noters munkey munKEy MUNKEY!	Amethyst Brothers Grudge-bearers of KhazaDun