“Another day, another loss for the Boars. Not exactly earth-shattering news!

It seems that Nuffle felt as if the Boars needed another lesson in fate. The vagaries of chance were even more lopsided this time out as the Boars failed miserably at some of the easiest tasks. That they did so without killing themselves in the process is indeed a miracle. Now for the highlight reel:

Felix Flick, team Captain and Thrower, couldn't find the broadside of a barn (again!) and ended up with a concussion for his troubles. While he's sitting out next match, he can perhaps read up on what Throwers are actually supposed to DO.

Ferret, scumbag that he is, was badly hurt early on. We assume this was a result of him attempting to pickpocket one of the opposing players.

And finally, Albrecht the Pious was brought back from the dead! It would appear that in the game of Bloodbowl, it can pay to pray.

Till next time True Beleivers.”