“The Boars, lacking anything resembling pride, consider this draw a win! Go Boars!

Just a brutal match all around. In spite of the best efforts on both sides, the winning score could not be found. The fans did however get to see some blood and mayhem! Highlights you say?

The Boars record for never winning a coinflip remains safe. Seven in a row!

Albrecht had a great match, with a saved Niggle and Badly Hurt to his credit. We assume that he found out the two opposing players were Atheists and decided to try and "convert" them.

The Angry Drunkard was narrowly saved from a Concussion after taking a rather nasty hit. Thankfully, the Boars always keep Bugman's Best on hand for just such an emergency and after a few swigs the Drunkard was back on his feet!

Sly Fox, usually the only reliable member of the squad, clumsily fell and dropped the ball right at the endzone. It seems that his female fans chose the worst possible moment to take off their tops while chanting his name.

And lastly, Duck on Head received a nasty gouged eye. We are sure that Duck (of the Head) will spend it's time off formulating many more schemes of world conquest.

Time to nurse our bruises and finish off that Bugman's. Till next time True Beleivers....”