“Having worked themselves into a frenzy, the Meat Pie team became quite irritable whern the Sheep Dreams were off slumbering somewhere. Two hours later, those poncy elves came strolling along all full of themselves, their arrogance was sickening. Then, they had the audacity to proclaim that Lame Excuse #22 was the reason for their arrival.

The Meat Pies quickly huddled up and as a team came to an agreement that a large helping of pain was in order. After a slow drive down the field, which included a couple close calls, the Meat Pies scored on the opening kickoff. The Sheep Elves were really up on themselves at that point having forced the Meat to use their regenerative abilities.

Meat stood aside and allowed the Sheep to run for a quick couple of scores. And then things got ugly. With their guard down and singing praises of their victory early in the second half, Under-Achiever and Long John Silver began a killing spree the likes of which Manson would have been proud.

The Sheep Elves walked away quietly with a victory but it was the Meat Pies that danced jubilantly in blood when this match ended!”